The inner workings of a child’s brain


Did you know that, in addition to being an expert ass wiper, superb sandwich maker, and multi-tasker extraordinaire, that I am also an esteemed scientist? I mean, how else would I be able to come up with this?.

Years of clinical research, right here.


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    Stephanie says

    I haven’t gotten to the “I’m hungry-I’m bored” stage yet. I figure we’ll just stuff a bunch of those balls they put dog treats in with pizza bites and we’ll have solved both problems.

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    Mama Kat says

    It’s gotten to the point where I just tell the kids to go eat something any time they say they’re hungry. And when they ask me what they can have I just say, “ANYTHING!…just STOP ASKING!”

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