10 Things Every Mom Needs To Remember This Summer

10 Things Every Mom Needs To Remember This Summer

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In addition to being the founder of all things Scary Mommy, Jill is also the New York Times bestselling author of Simon and Schuster’s Confessions of A Scary Mommy and Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies)


sheila 6 months ago

love this!

Kat 6 months ago

I’m one of those moms that finds every excuse possible not to go in MY OWN POOL! I feel guilty about it too… I have bad arthritis so a lot of operations scars, ugly arm and the madication made me gain weight. My daughter BEGS me to come in the pool every time. I need to look at that list and remember #3.

    Kat 6 months ago

    ** medication

lynn besen 6 months ago

#3 yes!

dani 6 months ago

I lived this. And though I hate that someone else experienced this, is nice to know you’re not alone. I’m in the beginning stages of the divorce and I’m so excited to start my new life.

It’s me 6 months ago

#2… YES!

The only thing I need to remember is to start shaving on a daily basis once the shorts come out. Being Mediterranean has it’s downfalls and hair is one of them!

vee 6 months ago

#9 all the way. Nothing you see in a magazine is real life. They might have good bodies, but no one has an airbrushed to perfect body.

Jacki Wilbur-Smith 7 months ago

Man, this is not related to this specific post, just the blog in general. I have been going through some major shit with my now 15 year old daughter for the past year, and stumbled on this via Facebook – so awesome to have someone say I do not have to be perfect etc, coz I have felt guilt for telling her to f*%%ing get over herself sometimes even though I know she is going through shit, but for crying out loud, I AM HUMAN! So thanks heaps for your posts

denise 1 year ago


Clearly not a scary mommy… 1 year ago

“Pale skin = fewer wrinkles”

Why assume your audience is white?

Nishie 1 year ago

I love this! Just want to add to #4 – “unless they’re so small (or practically non-existent) that gravity has no effect”

Shari 1 year ago

This is so spot on – hilarious! Sharing it on my Facebook for sure.

Claire 1 year ago

I love this! I am blogging about getting back to the pool and am sharing this, (of course giving credit to you) on the blog today. It was so needed today. So glad I read it! Happy Summer!

Toni Campbell Shaw 1 year ago

It’s taken me 60+ years to get this body & it’s pretty perfect to me!! Could use some toning but I look & feel fantastic!!! Cept the left knee & that is getting replaced, soon!

Cheryl 1 year ago

Love this! I try so hard not to be self conscience in front of my daughters but it’s difficult!

Shy Pattie 1 year ago

So good.

Brittany Handler Toft 1 year ago

Thank you! So true:)

Alice Scholes 1 year ago

So true….I love it!

Martha Burns 1 year ago

As a grandmother, still waiting to go in the pool…..so not worth the vanity.

Peter 1 year ago

I love woman who are ‘body positive’. My wife has had 3 children and thinks she looks “huge” but to me looks awesome and I tell her so often. I see large women who wear tight clothes, short shorts, bikinis etc and still think they are sexy. It’s really unfortunate that I can’t convince her otherwise and chooses to wear unflattering clothing to cover up. I wish women would stop thinking All men want what Hollywood and TV pushes. The majority of us men are not that shallow…

Diane Goodhart 1 year ago

YES!!!!!!!!!! Now I feel soooooo much better about myself…Thanks for sharing!!!!

Connie Tibbs Franklin 1 year ago

The one about your child kit Remembering your spider veins or muffin top really hit home. What they remember is you playing with them more than anything.

Mande Kay Sumner 1 year ago

I’m almost 40 years old and I am very self confident. I am also courteous enough not to share parts of my body that other people may find offensive. Again, I am almost 40, strutting around in a string bikini is for the 20 something crowd.

Helen Subacius 1 year ago

Now I feel a little better.

Karen Edelmann-Schweppe 1 year ago

I like #9 a lot!

Shannon Casey Schinkel 1 year ago

OMG So true……. I work SO hard at fighting age….. But for 46 I look pretty damn good I think……

Bronwen Metcalf 1 year ago

#9 is so true!

Juli Hutchens Miller 1 year ago

Super love . :). :).

Ann Thompson 1 year ago

This list rocks! Once one reaches maturity, appearance is NOT what it’s all about!!!

Clare Eller-Spears 1 year ago

I wont judge you if you dont judge me. Deal? :)

Lynn Coffey 1 year ago

Thanks for reminding me! My first beach venture is in 2 days! Lol

Kimberly Santoro Kral-Chase 1 year ago

Lol. My boobs won’t ever sag!

Kristen @ Busy Kids Happy Mom 1 year ago

Oh My Goodness – this is perfect! Love #9! Get out there are where those suits ladies!

Tammy Gunter 1 year ago

I wish every dressing room had this on their wall!!!

Tamela Georgeson 1 year ago

Thank you for the reminder!

Dorothy Taylor Heath 1 year ago

that’s incouraging.


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