10 Things New Moms Want to Tell New Dads



1. You’re holding the baby wrong. Do it anyway.

2. You’re wiping the baby wrong. Do it anyway.

3. You’re putting the diaper on wrong. Do it anyway.

4. You’re burping the baby wrong. Do it anyway.

5. You’re bathing the baby wrong. Do it anyway.

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6. You’re pushing the stroller wrong. Do it anyway.

7. You’re feeding the baby wrong. Do it anyway.

8. You’re dressing the baby wrong. Do it anyway.

9. You’re soothing  the baby wrong. Do it anyway.

10. You’re singing to the baby wrong. Do it anyway.


P.S. We have no idea what the hell we’re doing, either.

Related post: 10 Things Expectant Dads Need To Know



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  1. Beth says

    I so agree!!!!!! Our daughter is 2 almost 3 weeks old and I have thought every single one of these….I keep it to myself, and let him do it, I’m thankful he’s an awesome daddy and husband and is willing to do everything he can.

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