Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy
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Ever since I discovered the joys of candy vodka, I’ve been trying to figure out ways to incorporate it into my life, and there is no better time than Halloween. Last year, I made some fun Halloween bottles, but this year I wanted something gorier, something bloodier… something scarier.
I present you with Vampire Vodka.
I got Red Hots and red Jolly Ranchers (separately, of course) and soaked in cheap vodka for a few days.
Then I hit three different Walgreen’s and begged for medicine droppers at each.
I got some odd looks. And then I got buzzed assembling them.
You could also fill them with fruit punch, for the little monsters in your life.
Bottoms up.
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OMG! You.are.brilliant!!!! I may just have to do this for a Halloween party I’m going to. I’ll give you all the credit of course. Thanks!
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This may be the best Halloween idea I have ever seen. Ever. I love it!!!!
I made Jell-o yesterday and as I sat eating the entire bowl (stomach ache included) I wished I put vodka in it. If I did, I know my kids would have eaten mine instead of theirs, the dirty thieves.
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LOVE this. SO SO much!
Really cute. Can we inject people who need to lighten up?
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So fabulous!!
Awesome!
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So awesome!!! Can we be neighbors?! ;)
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Cool idea.
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I love how you made sure you wrote ‘cheap’ vodka :)
This is ingenious! Pinning….
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Wish I would have thought of this before I quit drinking!! Great idea.
Mom Off Meth recently posted..I am out of here
I’m in recovery too, and I wanted to sign up for your blog, but I don’t see anywhere to do that.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE this!
You crack me up. What will you think of next?!
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Awesome!! I love this!
brilliant! You are the queen of Halloween awesomeness. If only I have the time! How do you do it ScaryMommy?
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Fantastic! That is soooo awesome.
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So going to do this for a halloween party I am attending here in the ‘hood-they are awesome!
Mary Anne recently posted..Sisterhood of the Traveling Trolls
How seriously CLEVER is this? Love! xo
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oh I like it :) Might have to try that!! hehe.
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