Vampire Vodka: A Halloween Must!

Ever since I discovered the joys of candy vodka, I’ve been trying to figure out ways to incorporate it into my life, and there is no better time than Halloween. Last year, I made some fun Halloween bottles, but this year I wanted something gorier, something bloodier… something scarier.

I present you with Vampire Vodka.

I got Red Hots and red Jolly Ranchers (separately, of course) and soaked in cheap vodka for a few days.

Then I hit three different Walgreen’s and begged for medicine droppers at each.

I got some odd looks. And then I got buzzed assembling them.

You could also fill them with fruit punch, for the little monsters in your life.

Bottoms up.

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What started as an innocent on-line baby book to chronicle Jill Smokler’s stay-at-home days with her children, quickly transformed into a vibrant community of parents, brought together by a common theme: Parenting doesn’t have to be perfect. Welcome to Scary Mommy!


Nicole Martel 4 years ago

oh I like it :) Might have to try that!! hehe.

Galit Breen 4 years ago

How seriously CLEVER is this? Love! xo

Mary Anne 4 years ago

So going to do this for a halloween party I am attending here in the ‘hood-they are awesome!

Susan (5 Minutes for Mom) 4 years ago

Fantastic! That is soooo awesome.

shate98 4 years ago

brilliant! You are the queen of Halloween awesomeness. If only I have the time! How do you do it ScaryMommy?

LADY GOO GOO GAGA 4 years ago

Awesome!! I love this!

DarleneMAM 4 years ago

You crack me up. What will you think of next?!

Marie 4 years ago


Mom Off Meth 4 years ago

Wish I would have thought of this before I quit drinking!! Great idea.

    Kelly 4 years ago

    I’m in recovery too, and I wanted to sign up for your blog, but I don’t see anywhere to do that.

Alison 4 years ago

I love how you made sure you wrote ‘cheap’ vodka :)

This is ingenious! Pinning….

Mercy 4 years ago

Cool idea.

amory/irish twins momma 4 years ago

So awesome!!! Can we be neighbors?! 😉

Tinne from Tantrums and Tomatoes 4 years ago


Karen 4 years ago

So fabulous!!

Stephanie 4 years ago

Really cute. Can we inject people who need to lighten up?

Jackie 4 years ago

LOVE this. SO SO much!

Heather 4 years ago

I made Jell-o yesterday and as I sat eating the entire bowl (stomach ache included) I wished I put vodka in it. If I did, I know my kids would have eaten mine instead of theirs, the dirty thieves.

Laura 4 years ago

This may be the best Halloween idea I have ever seen. Ever. I love it!!!!

Kim 4 years ago

OMG! You.are.brilliant!!!! I may just have to do this for a Halloween party I’m going to. I’ll give you all the credit of course. Thanks!


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