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Vampire Vodka: A Halloween Must!

by Scary Mommy
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Ever since I discovered the joys of candy vodka, I’ve been trying to figure out ways to incorporate it into my life, and there is no better time than Halloween. Last year, I made some fun Halloween bottles, but this year I wanted something gorier, something bloodier… something scarier.

I present you with Vampire Vodka.

I got Red Hots and red Jolly Ranchers (separately, of course) and soaked in cheap vodka for a few days.

Then I hit three different Walgreen’s and begged for medicine droppers at each.

I got some odd looks. And then I got buzzed assembling them.

You could also fill them with fruit punch, for the little monsters in your life.

Bottoms up.

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