Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy
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Of course you have heard of the book, Go the Fuck to Sleep. I would like to suggest a follow up, inspired by my husband…
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The dishes are washed, everything tidy in its place
The leftovers boxed up, my dear, and the counters wiped away
I’ve asked you six times, don’t make me say it again
Please, for the love of God
Just empty the fucking trash can.
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You work hard and need your rest
I do know that and care
But you slept all night and napped three times
You’ve more than gotten your share
It’s time to awake and get on with the day
Wake the fuck up already, you hear me OK?
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You’ve been flipping for an hour
But have yet to pick a show
Could you be more annoying?
The answer is no.
Surrender the remote, I’ll ask one last time
or I’m kicking you out, on your fucking behind.
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The day is getting dim
Soon it will be night
I can’t see a thing, my love
You have to know I’m right
I’m not as tall as you so I need your larger height
Would it kill you to change that fucking hall light?
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I know you feel sick but I do as well
My nose is stuffy too
and my throat sore as hell
Please stop complaining
It’s just a little cold
So shut up and cope
You’re not that fucking old
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I love you so much
I value what you say
But now I’m trying to sleep
And you’re keeping me awake
For the last time, my sweet,
I just don’t give a crap.
Enough already, really
Just shut your fucking pie trap.
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I’m laying in bed, desperately needing my rest
You’ve been sleeping for hours
Happily passed out on your chest,
How are you so loud, I really don’t know
But if you don’t fucking stop snoring,
You’re gonna have to go.
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Is this too much to ask,
from the man I adore?
I really don’t get why I’m so easy to ignore.
Start listening to me, that’s all there is to it.
Oh, and the dog needs a walk
Just fucking do it.
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Ha! Love it. These thoughts and more have been running through my mind ever since going back to work after a year at home with my daughter.
Stacy recently posted..Weekend Reading
AWESOME!!!!!!!
FABULOUS.
The Mommyologist recently posted..Planes, Trains, and Hurricanes. And Shit in My Basement.
THIS IS MY HOUSE. Have you been spying on me?? Are we married to the same man??
So funny, and SO TRUE.
Greta Funk recently posted..Back to School Giveaway!
This is my house too! Maybe all three of us are married to the same guy?
Thank goodness I found you “sister wives”. Isn’t it someone else’s turn to take him? LOL
Love it!! Now who do you nominate to narrate this one? Somehow, I don’t see Samuel L. Jackson doing this one, LOL
Kat (@kathym425) recently posted..Cottage Life
Meryl Streep!
I think i may go with Glenn Close on this one! :)
Kelly recently posted..Look Who’s Coming to (Bloggy) Dinner
Hell yes, I could see Glenn Close for sure.
If I didn’t know you already were, I would tell you to write a fucking book. You are a gift!
Haha! So funny! Love it!
Alicia @MommyDelicious recently posted..The Break-Up: One Year Later
Fucking LOVE it.
ROFL AWESOME!!!!!!! Thank you for this!!
This. Is. Awesome. You need an illustrator and a narrator. I’m thinking Eric Carle and Susan Sarandon.
Triplezmom recently posted..Feeling Like An Amateur
That is awesome. Though my husband is more likely to dedicate it to me in our house. I end up with more sleep due to my migraines and he picks up the slack.
Denise recently posted..I used to love The Love Boat
OH.MY.GAWD! That SO reminds me of my own hubby!
Crystal @ PoM recently posted..Childhood Memories ~ Her name was Hattie
Genius. XO
Galit Breen recently posted..Changes
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.
Erika – In Erika’s Kitchen recently posted..Truffled chocolate truffles
Ha! Ha! HA! I’m sharing this as soon as I can get to my laptop!
Love love love it!!!! Sounds like you wrote this about my hubby too! lmfao
Echo recently posted..A work in progress continued
This is getting printed and left in the bathroom so my husband will actually read it
Ashlee recently posted..It’s 5 o’clock somewhere
I love you. Seriously. I laughed so hard at this I stopped hiccuping (which I’ve been doing for an hour straight).
Brilliant! :)
Lol! Now you just need an illustrator, I think this could be a best selling bathroom book…
You just need to illustrate and you’ve got a best selling bathroom book! Lol!
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love it. so true and so want to put into practice.
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Love it!!!
http://julesoutloud.blogspot.com/2011/07/go-fuck-to-sleep-my-version.html
It’s official (if you haven’t heard it before), you are brilliant. This should go in your book, definitely seek out illustrations!! This alone could be your best seller. Totally going to RT & post on FB.
Amy Weisman recently posted..The Birth of Joshua
Fabulous! I think you stole my husband!!
HAHAHAHAHAAHA!! BEST POST EVERRR! That is TOTALLY my husband! :)
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Oh it’s so good! Women everywhere would flock to buy this book!
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Holy crap — are we sister wives?
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Love it so much!!
Pam recently posted..Just F*cking Do It!
AHHHAHahahahaha, we are married to the exact same man!
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!! And that is scarily my life – LOL!!
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Hahaha I fucking love it! Can I repost with credit?
Jeannie recently posted..iPhoneography
Go for it!
thanks!
Jeannie recently posted..Wake The Fuck Up
OMG!!! I can’t believe this wasn’t written sooner!!! I love it! Let me know when it comes out in hardcover – because if he doesn’t get the hint by reading it, I’ll beat him with it!!
Laughing so hard.
I want to print this and share it with my sweetie who has yet to change the freaking hall light.
Life with Kaishon recently posted.."A child has no trouble believing the unbelievable, nor does the genius or the madman. It’s only you and I, with our big brains and our tiny hearts, who doubt and overthink and hesitate." Steven Pressfield
Oh my! that is so funny! And so true! Don’t have a husband any more, but boy! do I remember how it felt!
This is hilarious. I think I’ll print it and stick it on my fridge.
Courtney @ The Mommy Matters recently posted..Spotlight Saturday
BRAVA!!!!!!! Pure brilliance!
GTFTS is…a gift from God. I have never laughed so hard as when I listen to Samuel L Jackson narrate that. Best book EVAH.
Headacheslayer recently posted..The Beginning of School: Mama Brag edition
FABULOUS!!! There have been so many times I have felt these exact words and heard them in my head before trying to politely ask my husband to do what need to be done. Thank you for the laugh!
This is FANTASTIC!!!! Can I have permission to reprint for my girlfriend with your writers credit of course?
Of course!
OMG I LOVE IT!!!!!
Fucking brilliant, I say!!
bahaha. LOVE IT!
Devan @ Accustomed Chaos recently posted..Increased Prevalence of Celiac Disease in Women with Unexplained Infertility
I can foresee that your poem will be read at MANY 50th wedding anniversary parties…
Lynn from For Love or Funny recently posted..My towel DOES NOT have a naked woman on it.
So, we all have the same life when it comes to husbands. How do we make it better or different? Are we really stuck like this?
Love it!
I fear that we are. At least we’re not alone, though, right?
Nope, obviously not alone.
I can’t wait to get married, Jill.
Love, Anthony
Is it wrong that as I read that, the voice in my head sounded like the silky baritone of Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction?
Chelsie recently posted..Baked Creamy Chicken Taquitos
I love this. The snoring thing kept me up until almost 4:00 this morning… And he’s currently napping on the couch, but isn’t snoring at all. Explain that one.
Kimberly recently posted..Seven Links Challenge
That used to be Jeff, but now he snores anywhere, three seconds after falling asleep. It makes me CRAZY.
HAHAHAH! Love it! Every husband need to read this! Maybe then they’d wake the fuck up! LOL!
I think this should be put into book form, or at least made into a really nice picture for an anniversary gift! Or a birthday gift. I will buy it!!!!!
Symanntha recently posted..Haiku # 13
ohhh Scary Mommy, we are so the same… thank you for writing my thoughts down on paper.
Not Winning Mom of the Year recently posted..Five
Love it! This is freaking awesome.
Rachael recently posted..Dear Baby
This is hysterical! I love it!!
ptworkingmom recently posted..Long Weekend is Welcome
The perfect compliment to the sleep book. Love it. (Matt snores. It makes me murderous.)
anymommy recently posted..Diamonds in our eyes
Love this!!! So funny!
Alicia recently posted..Being A Mother….
This was so funny – I was laughing and crying at the same time! My husband found it humorous too :D
This is brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Could THIS be your book instead? Now you just need to find an illustrator (the children?) and you’re set!
Alison@Mama Wants This recently posted..Scavenger Hunt Sunday #2
So touching…I have tears in my eyes.
jacqui recently posted..Promises, Promises…
wow, you should be a greeting card writer. your sentiment is so spot on. i’m sending this to my husband. thank you.
I actually own a copy of Go The F To Sleep. And when you publish this, I will pick up a copy of it too.
Lindsey recently posted..Saturday Evening Blog Post: July/August 2011
Now you just need to post a husband’s response too! : )
Am snort laughing now … that’s awesome!!!
I wonder if you could get Noni Hazelhurst and Samuel L Jackson to read this aloud.
You know my husband all too well. Are they all alike? It’s somewhat a relief.
This is perfection! Absolute PERFECTION!!
Also sending this to my husband.
Katja of Skimbaco recently posted..The Real Babysitting 101
Awesome. I love this. Especially the part about being sick. I mean, seriously, how can they be more sick than we are every single time?
Natalie @ MamaTrack recently posted..A Day at the Beach
How do we go about nominating you for a Pulitzer?
OK, here we go again – another post that is going to become a classic!!!!
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Ohhhhhh I love this. Am now going to share with everyone I know. :)
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Amazing.
Amy recently posted..Drink Machine Magic
you are brilliant! This is hilarious and spot on!
Oh, and its my second time visiting today…I needed to laugh, again!
Amy recently posted..Bird Without Wings: Tiger Time Tuesday
HILARIOUS!!! Better than the original!
I LOVE it! I’m emailing this to a ton of friends who can relate!
The garbage can full is my pet peeve, along with
long grass,
walking past a basket of clean clothes that need to be folded, things not put back,
and … I could go on and on :)
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Sheer fucking genius!
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I heart Jill!!
Julie {Angry Julie Monday} recently posted..I’m A Soccer Mom
Jill, you are hilarious! Where do you come up with this stuff?! are you going to make a book of it too? :)
Skye Diaz | motherhood, etc. recently posted..do you know where your kids are?
OMG, you have been reading my mind!
Every time I see him napping on the couch I have an insatiable urge to poke him with a large stick! And if I hear *one* more snore….well, I cannot be held responsible for what may happen then.
Gigi recently posted..It’s amazing what changes a year (or seven or eight) will bring…..
I loved it so much, I wrote a poem in response….
Now I have to find the original book – I never heard of it ’til today and now I’ve read about it on two blogs!
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Pure genius!!!!!!!!!
Seriously? This might be the best thing I’ve ever read. Ever.
Lol, too funny!
this is just so hilariously true!
You are my fucking hero.
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Love love love!!
Tonya recently posted..The Summer That Was
Awesome!
I’m assuming this is the abbreviated version, because I’m seeing chapters here ;)
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Nice work, my friend. Nice work :)
Practical Parenting recently posted..A Taste of Fall
Please forward a copy to my husband asap.
Stephanie recently posted..Captain M & M
Brilliant and spot on. Now I have a bedtime story to read to my husband.
Brittany at Mommy Words recently posted..Letting Go, Yet Holding Tight
Bwahahaha! Love this, it is perfection!
Andrea recently posted..The Broken Road
You really got me with the hall light. My SOB husband just won’t do it. Weeks of asking…..the snoring rings true as well….ok all of it! Awesome job, Jill! Once again, you nailed it!
JG recently posted..Pass the placenta, please.
That was fabulous! I was cracking up at the first stanza.
Beth recently posted..She KNOWS
This has made my day!
Are you kidding me? You’re a genius! I must print and post on my fridge. WTF, this needs to be posted around town for all man to see!! Awesome
Absolutely awesome!!!
Cheryl @ Coffee with Cheryl recently posted..“What are you doing?”
I’m sooo emailing this to my husband!
So poignant and moving! (picture a single tear trickling down my cheek)
Thank you for sharing this emotional tour de force ;)
lori Stefanac (Lola) recently posted..Liar Liar, Hand on Fire
Sing it, sister!
Pie trap! LOVE IT!
Lee recently posted..R U OK? Really?
Love it!
Stephanie @ Figments of a Mom recently posted..After the Hurricane
Love it!!
Kim recently posted..Silver Turquoise Necklace
This is so right on! Awesome. You rock!
Old School/New School Mom recently posted..Sibling Rivalry
the best. You really are THAT good. Sharing with everyone.
wendy @ mama one to three recently posted..40 Is the New Breakdown
Or perhaps you might be interested in my spin off, Go The Fuck Back To School… http://shannoncolleary.blogspot.com/2011/09/go-fk-back-to-school.html
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Hilarious!!!! I love it!
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I think I need to read this to my sleeping husband, right now!
Bridget recently posted..Body Image Issues
Brilliance
I’m gonna need to see some illustrations.
Julie recently posted..Monday Meals: Marie Callender’s, you can cook for me any time
I love this so much I want to frame it and give it to my husband.
How did you read my mind?? I have definitely been there…….
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This was hilarious!!
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Fantastic!
Love it!!!!!!!!!!
I didn’t think it was possible to love you more, Jill. But yes, you just proved that it is :)
I <3 you!!
(BTW – its totally legit that I used the <3 now, since its in the dictionary).
AMENNNNNNNNNNN!!
Such a relief to know that I am not alone!
Beautiful!
holy hell – my husband would SNAP if I posted something like this!! BUT frankly – I LOVE IT!
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That is fucking beautiful! You are a poet.
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I’m in love with this. Sending to my husband now!
This is too funny!
Paula @ thewilyweez recently posted..F*ck You Fridays
I only hate naps when the husband is taking one!!!!
Too funny!!!!
Michelle Saunderson recently posted..So Frustrating That I Just Want to Scream
This is award-winning. And an ode to most husbands.
Erin I’m Gonna Kill Him recently posted..Lee Stress-On Nails
LOL! Add just a few more “fucks” and you have a normal conversation with my husband.
NoDramaMomma recently posted..5 Reasons Parenting Doesn’t Suck
You realize you should totally have published this, right? Every wife in American would buy a copy.
No, we definitely wouldn’t. Such garbage, it’s a shame an intelligent woman has nothing better to write about. Women wonder why their marriages are falling apart it’s because of this kind of attitude towards their husbands, no respect.
Oh please, it’s tongue and cheek. Marriage takes a sense of humor to last too. Geez.
And she has plenty of other great things to write about, and has. Have you read this blog for a while???
Elaine recently posted..11 Hours a Week!
Gosh, I’m with Amy. What a shame, you ladies.
*totters off in her high heels and pearls to vacuum the den*
I think the phase intelligent woman may be pushing it. However Amy, you seem to be very intelligent.
The preacher should read this before the “I do.”
studentG recently posted..Hello world!
I LOVE it!
Johanna recently posted..Truth and Beauty
So hilarious. You have crazy-amazing talent.
I truly thought I was the only one with half the lights in my house burnt out.
Jessica recently posted..The Hot Seat and a Prize!
I hope you get the band back together, put this sucker to music, and make it an anthem. Nicely done!
Team Suzanne recently posted..1986 & funny penguins
This is now the anthem of Mom/Wives in my neighborhood! Thanks for the laugh out loud and for the knowledge that there are others out there behind gritted teeth whose heads are screaming this too!!
you need to put this under “must read posts” below!!
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I love Go the Fuck to Sleep and I love your version.
Men are as equally annoying as children. And if you ever get your husband to change the hall light, send him over to put some outlet covers on, would you? Mine is indisposed. With ESPN.
Are you paralyzed or something. Shut the fuck up and do it yourself.
Let me guess…you’re either a man or a child. Or someone with no sense of humor.
Let me guess…you’re a fat discontent bitch with a husband who is a pussy! Or maybe you don’t get my sence of humor. I’m thinking all the afforementioned is true.
Love it! Unfortunately, we can all relate! My husband and the cat are starting to look like twins! The snoring! – My mom told me a neat little trick she does to my dad – when she can’t take the snoring one more second, she pinches his *nose closed and then he has to open his mouth to breathe. It works in most cases, unless my husband’s mouth is already open, and he’s doing that crazy sleep apnea type snore – then I just wake him up and tell him to roll over. *Don’t hold both openings closed at the same time. lol.
Kelly recently posted..McKinney North Bulldogs Blue and Orange Team Spirit Paw Print Necklace
oh this is great… totally feel ya!
OMG I love it. Hilarious. I’m emailing it to my husband now =)
Marta recently posted..You Probably Won’t Read This
FANTASTIC.
Heather recently posted..If Dads Were Moms
Oh my gosh…that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time! I think I will post it in my house!
Mandy recently posted..InstaFriday
Wonderful. I swear, if the kids didn’t know how to read, I’d put it on the fridge.
I’m so late to this parade. Fantastic. Just awesome.
That’s hilarious. I’ve told my husband that if he doesn’t start using the pile of Breathe Right strips I bought him, I’m going to shove them up his ass as I shove him out the door.
His snores can wake the dead. I’m sorry you have the same problem.
Shan @ Last Shreds Of Sanity recently posted..Ten Years
omg. Seriously, this is so hilarious. Calling in the hubby to read it right now. Love it. All of it!!
Jo-Anna
Jo-Anna recently posted..September 11
I would like to have this printed on a T-shirt, if I could. Just when I thought you couldn’t be any more awesome…
Bohemian Hijabi recently posted..Ten Things I Hate
I am new to your blog, have been glued to my computer for hours reading all your posts!
This made my day, week, month and YEAR. love it and thank you for your genuine honesty.
You sound like a delight to live with.
Hilarious!!
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Why is it that sick men turn into such babies?
Mercy recently posted..Mommies Need Exercise Too
An oldie but goodie!
Jennifer recently posted..Letter to a Younger Me
That was hilarious! I was laughing out loud. Thank you for that.
I love you, Scary Mommy. I fucking LOVE you. that is all…
beyond perfect :) It is the mantra we must all say. Glad to know I am not alone
Heidi Bryan recently posted..Thank God you are home…I just opened the vodka
Perfect! I totally resemble this, my DH is snoring on the couch right now and his hockey game is over, time for me to grab that remote.
Dear God…so true, and so nice to know I am not alone. My friend recently had a baby, and she asked me “is it normal that I just kind of want to kick him in the head when the baby wakes me up for the third time that night, and he is still sleeping? And then he complains about how badly he slept. ” I simply said “yes, yes it is perfectly normal.”
Heidi Bryan recently posted..My Mommy has boobies!!!
Normal if you are a stupid cunt. You wanted to have a kid so shut the fuck up and deal with it.
This is amazing. I read your article that linked to this and agree in many ways! If it is okay I would like to link to you from my blog :)
M
Manda Bartlett recently posted..back again
love it
I love this. Made me laugh out loud, then realized my husband was looking at me like I’m retarded. Thankyou! :)
So true! Although I would have to add a stanza something like…
I’ve just stumbled into bed
after falling asleep with the little heads.
All I want to do is read,
but you think a reach-around is in need!
wow, I LOVE this! Too close to the truth to even think of showing my hubby though! :-)
Eve recently posted..New Year, New Me
Awesome!!!!
This literally describes my house…3 naps are typical and just start listening and get off the god damn iPad!!!
Sounds like a lot of you women chose badly. There are a number of us men out there that can take care of ourselves and don’t need to be treated like a child. Next time, be more selective in the man you choose.
Actually, the man they wanted didn’t work out. So, you are now the one they settled for and are paying for that dearly.
Then perhaps you shouldn’t have settled but then that would be saying you made a mistake can’t have that can we.
sounds like the author needs a good stiff one from time to time…drink; penis; dildo – whatever suits her mood….
Amen brother
Bathroom book my ass ,this would make a wonderful sit com
bathroom book my ass ,this would make a wonderful sit com,you have us men down to the tee lol
Terribly discourteous language and style.
Shut The Fuck Up
Shut the fuck up
As soon as I walk in the door
If you don’t care about the day I’ve had
I sure don’t care about yours
Shut the fuck up
If all you can do is complain
If I have to listen to one more word
I’m going to go insane
Shut the fuck up
About what I have or have’nt done
By the way would it kill you to have dinner readywhen I get home
Shut the fuck up
I’m to tired to scream and shout
If you don’ like it and want to leave
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out
Now THIS is a work of art
Rotflmas!
I am so tired of complaining women. You have half the money and all the pussy. What the hell is the problem.
If you didn’t have that pussy between your legs you would have a price on your head.
lol
You are the type of women that not even normal women can’t stand because you whinne about every dumb thing…I feel sorry for the idiot you married…lol
“Surrender the remote, I’ll ask one last time
or I’m kicking you out, on your fucking behind.”
You make mountains out of molehills, you idiot. Threatening to kick your husband out over the remote (even if you’re joking) is not cool.
“I’m not as tall as you so I need your larger height
Would it kill you to change that fucking hall light?”
Get a fucking ladder, do it yourself, and shut the fuck up. I’m amazed your husband has even stuck around this long.
She has his testicles in her purse. Poor bloke, I bet he didn’t imagine this has he role as husband and father. All she needed was his sperm and moneyM
Ok, single guys. You know all of that talk about you being afraid of commitment? Well here in THEIR own words is why you should be afraid of commitment. You would not have believed US if we told you!
I am SO glad I never married .
Thanks for that one. After the past few weeks I needed a laugh.
OMG! This is soooo my husband! OMG! He is lazy, sloppy, uncouth, he snores, AND he doesn’t help with the kids. At all!! I wonder why a lovely, smart, attractive, non-lazy, basically perfect, person like me married him!!! I must be an IDIOT! Ha ha! Fuck, you need to make this a book!! SO FUNNY!! Husbands are awful!! Why do we have them, anyway? They are just like kids!!!! We wives are waaaayyyy too good for them!!!
LMAO to good lol that is hilarious.
Guess I’m lucky. My wife loves me and appreciates my contributions to our family. She doesn’t feel like she married beneath herself. Abd she doesn’t feel the need to use the word “fuck” all the time, even when she’s writing bad poetry. I feel sorry for all these apparently terrific women who seem to have married lazy, worthless men.
first she’s like ”shut your fucking pie trap” and then she’s like ”why I’m so easy to ignore?”
more than the apparent hypocrisy, the misandry here is quite overwhelming.
Damn, I am SO glad that I am single. There are way too many crazy women out there, and the posts on this blog pretty much back that up. Hey lady, why don’t YOU shut the fuck up! Men, if are stupid enough to get into a relationship with a woman, you are doing so at your own risk.
You are a perfect example of an idiot. You think because a woman has her own needs and thoughts on the way her spouse lives and treats her that justifies him killing her. I doubt he was ever that nice behind closed doors. So when you read how he was a nice guy that killed his partner you can be sure nice is not a word you should use to describe him. donkey!
To this woman and any other woman in here that find her stupid writing funny….go fuck your self will ya….why don’t you try this BS outside of the USA and you’ll see how fast we’ll make you find your place stupid cunt…
If that poem is anything to go by, your husband must be borderline suicidal by now. If that’s how you treat the man you chose to marry I’d hate to meet you in person.
Wow! I feel for you…and your husband. Wow!
It sounds you and your spouse may want to have a talk…create some to-do lists or other working rewards for “good” behavior.
If you want to keep him “energized,” encourage him to pursue a hobby and maybe you should pursue your own. Guys like to see the final result, reflect on it, and have a beer while they admire what they created…even if it was a crappy job. We are wired differently, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have a soft side. And no, this does not mean your husband is a child who needs motherly direction. The social pressures of women needing to be sexy, loving, and motherly are passé, just as the expectations of men to be strong, macho, and independent. Screw the social biases. The showing of respect and love is a two way street. Hopefully the two of you…and your children…can find positive and fulfilling outlets. I wish you the best. Hopefully you both can find a common goal, even if it is to go without drinking for several months and enjoy “workout/play” time with your kids.
Best of luck to you both.
–Anthony
(The guy to takes his girl to swimming, ballet, pickup from afterschool program, and ice skating…and checks HW and reads nightly with his daughter. There will be plenty of personal time when she hits 20! Yikes!)
Sounds like you are the only STUPID CUNT here. You said “we will put you in your place” are you such a coward that you have to have back up to put a little woman in her place? One of the wonderful things about the U.S.A. is right to bare arms. We don’t need to be as big as a man to protect our self.
P.S. sounds like you are the only one who will be fucking your self the rest of your sad life!