I cry in the shower every single night.

I’m finding my kid’s stutter irritating.

I can’t stand my step son’s mother. But I play nice.

My husband asked for time, and I feel lost without him.

I am not excited to be pregnant again or have an infant. I really don’t like infants.

I hate my daughter’s bf. She is 6 but she is just evil!

Sometimes I think if my FIL were still alive, my MIL would be more tolerable

I thought my Mom would be a better grandma. She begged me for a grandbaby.

I put my kid in childcare on my days off so I can go running.

My husband cheated on me and I stayed! I stayed for the kids! I dislike him!

My husband is a man child

I mostly hate being a mom

So tired of co-parenting with someone who can’t keep track of the schedules

Falling in love as a single mom is terrifying

I wish my kids looked like me and not their dad

My mil lives with us and I want nothing more than to put her in a nursing home.

My commute is long. Two hours each way. Everyone thinks it’s terrible. I love it.

I can’t handle anymore of the kid colds!

I’m sick of being in charge of everything

We live far away from both families and I LOVE it.

I wish my husband would notice that I always buy my own stocking stuffers

Last year I faked a positive COVID test so I wouldn’t have to go to my in-laws

My mom died in August. This holiday season is so hard

I asked Santa for a new husband

I wish I had a partner who jumps into action instead of me

I sometimes work late because I can’t handle the battle of putting kids to bed

I really don’t love or like my partner. Like, at all.

I don’t like my kids and I don’t think they’re going to turn out to be nice people.

So tired of agreeing so not to rock the boat; what about my boat?

My husband forgot my birthday. F*ck him.

I’m tired of my husband, but I love my in-laws

My own mother doesn’t love me.

I’m so touched out. My cup is empty. Where’s my “village”?

“I’m tired of always being tired.”

I can not afford my kids.

I don’t like my husband

If my kids don’t start sleeping through the night, independently, I’m gonna snap

I fart on my dogs

Somedays I dream of divorce

I don’t know who I am outside of being a mom anymore...

Pregnant and can’t stand the way my husband smells

My MIL is the worst

I don’t like my kid at all right now

I dislike people. Can I forever be alone

My MIL hates me even though she knows my husband only talks to her because of me. She thinks I’m the reason her son is an atheist (he was one before we met).

Disappointed that my friends did not set up a meal train after getting home with new baby

I’m burnt out in all aspects of life

The world seems to be so awful since I had my son. I hope he forgives me/us for it.

I don’t know if I can take any more viruses — I’m losing my mind!

I told my husband to leave his mistress or I’m leaving and he said he had to “think about it.”

I hide in my closet when I want to be left alone. No one thinks to look for me there.

I know I’m supposed to be body positive, but I really want to lose 15 lbs.

I married the wrong man.

Everyone stop touching me.

I thought I could never be unfaithful after having a baby... well, it seems I was wrong

If PPA/D is a fire... my mother is gasoline and my MIL is fire

I don’t know how to feel sexy again.

I like the empty nest.

I love all 3 of my kids dearly, but when they act like jerks I flick them off as they walk away

Sometimes I wish I would break my leg so I didn’t have to drive my kids everywhere

I wish we had help.

I worry I don’t have enough mom friends...

I hate the newborn stage. Ready to get back to work!

Why is marriage the hardest part of life?

Is my anxiety about playdates causing my preschooler to not have friends?

I feel like I totally gave up on me. Everything I do is for others.

My husband wants a 3rd and I felt relieved when I had a negative pregnancy test

There’s no village, it’s all a lie

My biggest trigger right now is my husband

Where did my sanity go?

I’m still wearing my maternity pants 9 yrs after

My teen daughter thinks I’m her maid

I worry I’ll never love my second kid as much as my first.

My lifelong friends without kids make no effort to get to know my child

My husband makes me so damn angry sometimes!!!!

Potty training is literal hell

My husband has been bonding with fishing poles instead of our new baby, and I envy it.

I’m talking to 5 guys at the same time

Some nights it’s just easier to do my kid’s homework for her

It is easier to love my toddler than my husband

I am tired of feeling guilty when I take ‘me’ time

Family youtubers annoy me because my kid expects me to act like those parents

My MIL is a witch

I miss sleep so much I want to cry

I hate my in-laws. They’re sh*tty grandparents as well.

They are such a**holes. I don’t even like my own kids half the time.

Sometimes I “work late” in my home office so I don’t have to deal w dinner & kids fighting

My mental happy place is my own apartment where everything stays in its own place!

I honestly want to quit my marriage.

I regret my divorce.

As much as I want more kids I feel like I’ll hate anyone who steps in to take care of my first born.

After 16 years together, my husband feels like a roommate. Is that enough?

I’m praying to win the lottery so I can get a divorce.

Deleting my social media accounts and making new accounts under an alias cause I can’t stand my in laws.

I feel my brain has turned to mush since becoming a SAHM

I want to be the mom who hugs them right after football or lacrosse games but they STINK

NICU moms don’t get enough credit.

I thought as kids get older it’ll be easier. Ha! What a joke.

I’m sad so many moms think they’re bad moms

I buy my son’s girlfriend her birth control pills online, and her parents don’t know.

I hate my friends’ kids

My daughter just left for college and I’m not OK/haven’t slept. Hubby unfazed.

Currently on ‘holiday’ with husband and toddler secretly planning solo vacation

I’m ready to lose it on my husband because he spends 45 min x2 in the bathroom daily pooping!

I love my husband but his breath is awful and it drives me crazy.

My husband told our teenage daughter that I don’t like him anymore. He’s not wrong...

My husband isn’t a good kisser

Socializing with other moms gives me debilitating anxiety

I resent my husband because he has made no sacrifices since having kids, but it’s all I do.

I am so depleted by being needed in all areas of my life

I love my kids so much but sometimes wish there was a volume dial I could turn down

I am constantly pissed at DH cause he has to do edibles every. Single. Day. He’s still a great father.

I don’t trust my in-laws to watch my son.

I leave 30 mins early for work just so I can have some peace and quiet.

I’m over sex. I’ve had enough. Is 42 too young to pack it in? It’s gonna cost me my marriage.

I would leave my husband if I hadn’t accumulated so much secret debt

My 20 year old son is about to become a dad. I don’t like babies and I can’t get excited.

I’m scared to death for my child as they transition from female to male & I wish they just wouldn’t do it

My kids are such assholes sometimes.

I love when my husband travels for work. It’s easier and calmer when he’s not here.

My son walked out of my room and said “cool robot mom!” — he found my satisfier.

I’m so bored on maternity leave.

On vacation with hubby and 16 month old. It would be better if we left hubby at home.

I’ve worn my bikini bottom as underwear to my corporate job.

I masturbate more than I have sex with my husband.

Just beginning to get divorced and I am SO HAPPY!

I have (more than once) locked my kids outside.

I’ve been a SAHM for a little over a year and I miss being a working mom.

When my husband doesn’t get laid he turns into a big baby. It’s annoying!

I’m a yes mom all summer. Just let me enjoy it too.

I’m so tired of playing with my kids. So so tired.

I love eating out. Alone. By myself.

My husband feels more like a roommate than a spouse.

I don’t know how to survive two months with no school.

My FIL is so mean to my kid. I’m about to ban him from my house.

I’m so tired of repeating myself. To both the adults and the children in this house. Are they all goldfish?

Unpopular opinion: Being a SAHM is not a job, even though it’s very hard work

Can I change my mind about my hubs? Turns out I don’t like married life

Just tired

Being a new mom was mind-numbingly boring

Friend break ups are so hard, especially when it’s a mom friend you look up to... 💔

Why must everything happen in the last three weeks? The school can’t plan effectively?!

I really wish I had reliable mom friends.

Gentle parenting doesn’t work... fyi.

I don’t want my son to move back from home college!

I miss having sex with my hubs, even though it was not fab after menopause.

I would love for Roblox to go away forever!!!

I can’t be a great teacher and a great mom. Is being a good mom and an OK teacher is enough?

Will I ever love my body again?

I contemplate divorce because I’d have one less person & their schedule to keep track of.

I went to a playgroup today and hated it. Other mums. Bleh.

I never wanted kids. I had one to make my husband happy. I hate him for making me a mum.

I don’t know who I am anymore.

Sex is a chore.

I’m not in love with my husband anymore.

When my son loses a tooth I take money from his own piggy bank to put under his pillow.

Sometimes I want to punch my husband in his stupid face.

I let my son pee outside in the summer, less cleaning up for me. The neighbors hate us.

Sometimes I avoid sex saying I’m still bleeding when my period ended two days earlier.

I don’t want my son to turn out like his dad.

I know why animals eat their young...

I’m staying in my marriage for the kids.

I might have a favorite child.

I’m a bad mom.

I hate my mother in law. So much I’ve come close to leaving my husband just to be done with her.

Sometimes I fantasize about divorce.

I’m a bad mom.

I don’t like my kid right now, she’s 4 and awful

I might have a favorite child.

I love being a single mom more than I love my husband.

Some of my most special, heart opening moments with my kids are after I’ve smoked weed

I’m exhausted. I don’t want my kids to touch me but I love their hugs.

I feel horrible cause my 6 year old failed his vision screening and I had no idea it was an issue

I wish my adult children talked to each other.

I screamed in the fridge this morning cause my toddler was going crazy

I’m so done parenting and my kids are still young

I really think my sister in law’s opinion is stupid.

Our dog died a year ago and my kids still think she is staying with a friend.

Mom groups can be the best OR worst thing to happen to you.

Separating from husband. Will have kids 12 out of 14 days. When will I get my time?

I regret letting my mom move into our house. It is like I have a 3rd child.

My sister is getting a divorce after 27 years. And I’m glad because I always hated him!

We left the twins with sitter and spent the day with just the toddler and it was amazing.

I would rather watch porn alone than have sex with my husband.

I hate our dog and want to get rid of him. Hubs says he part of the family. I strongly disagree.

I don’t live a single minute of my life for myself and it kills me.

I don’t read to my kids every day... sometimes we post up in front of TV before bed.

I love them both, but I like one more kid more than another.

I hate it when neighbor kids ring the doorbell.

I can’t leave my baby alone with my mother.

Will I ever feel like I’m doing it right?

I resent my unborn baby for changing my body.

I feel like my mom friends with beautiful, clean homes are trying too hard.

Toddlers bedtime is a living nightmare.

My husband does not want to have sex with me and it’s hard not to be sad about it.

I don’t let my kids win at games.

I’m worried about my teenage son’s choice of friends.

I daydream about running away sometimes.

I’m currently pretending to pay bills in the office but really just drinking wine and scrolling.

I wait for my hubs to fall asleep on the couch & not wake him up so I can actually get sleep. alone.

I can’t stand my daughter’s best friend.

I love my baby but I also count down to nap time.

Forgot to take pictures at my 2 year old’s birthday party. Just took pictures and started eating.

I hate playing with my kids.

I excitedly get up every morning to have coffee and watch Netflix in peace.

I can’t remember the last time my 5 year old had a shower and I don’t see it happening today...

When people ask me if I’m happy I had kids, I lie. I miss my pre-kid life.

Sometimes I wish I was the dad and not the mom.

I am so tired of being in charge of every.single.thing.

I’d rather go on a trip with my girlfriends than anyone I’m related to.

I spelled my kid’s middle name wrong when I registered his birth.

My toddler is getting bullied by a mean girl and it’s bringing back horrible memories for me.

Everything is easier when my husband’s not at home.

Wondering if feeling like a bad mom goes on forever.

I want a divorce but I know my kids will hate me, so I go out every weekend and party like I’m 21 again.

My sis and brother in law always bring their sick kids to holidays and it stresses me out!

I “work from home” at Target A LOT

I’m pretty sure my 15 month old doesn’t like me and hopefully one day I can win him over

Having kids has ruined my relationship with my mother

Tired of my life. Want to find a rockstar and be his Linda McCartney.

I would give up anything to skip hosting Christmas to just eat tacos in sweatpants. Anything.

I’m relieved that my divorce means I no longer have to do holidays with my in-laws.

I only go to the parties I know The Hot Dad will be attending.

Excited to see family, but family won’t respect our no kissing the baby rule.

I wish I could enjoy family gatherings but my anxiety makes me feel like an outsider.

I slept with my friend’s husband and would do it again.

Fitting in with other PTO moms is just as hard as fitting in in middle school.

I secretly skip some pages in my kid’s night reading cause I’m barely awake myself

I am a holidays Grinch. It falls on moms and I am exhausted.

I like cuddling more with my 1.5 year old than my husband in our bed.