Scary Mommy

Sep. 14, 2026
Two Of A Kind-Ish
By Julie Sprankles

My Husband & I Have Different Kinds Of ADHD. Here's How We Make It Work.

Learning that we’re wired in opposite directions actually made a huge difference.

Top down image of three children baking scones with thier grandmother. The scene is messy and busy.
why do we do this?

We’re All High-Effort Moms, Actually

Some moms make magic with themed lunches and birthday advent calendars, while some spend every ounce of energy fighting for an IEP. Both count.

how did we get here?!

I Wouldn’t Let My 5-Year-Old Do This. But Does That Make This Mom Neglectful?

After all, “I wouldn’t do that” isn’t the same thing as “that mother is neglectful.”

gig economy?!

My Brief & Entirely Unprofitable FeetFinder Career

ADHD made me do it, promise.

Lifestyle

Back To School

Your home for all things BTS on Scary Mommy.

Woman kneeling to adjust a young boy's backpack in a bright living room; caption boxes around them s...
Oof, It's Been A Week

“Favoritism Of Grandkids Is Ripping Our Family Apart” & 53 Other Mom Confessions

The moms have a lot on their minds.

Join Scary Mommy On Tour With 'Are You There God? It's Me Menopause’

Comedy. Cocktails. Great convo. What more could you ask for?

The Wheel Of Feels

Scary Mommy Originals

Jen Hamilton Isn’t Trying To Be Everyone’s Friend

Mara Martin Believes Millennial Moms Are *It*

Suzanne White Just Wants To Lean Into The Silly

Celeste Yvonne Just Wants To Talk About It

Cameron Oaks Rogers Is Living For The Moment

Payal Desai Takes On The Patriarchy, One Funny Video At A Time

Shawn Johnson East Really, Truly Is That Fun Mom

Meet Soliana Sapp, Your Pink-Robe-Insta-Fave & New Mom Bestie

Haley Pepper Knows You Need A Giggle, Too

Kristen Knutson Loves A Boomer Mom Joke Like The Rest Of Us

Kim Quindlen’s Got The Goofy Mom Part Down

Anna Connelly Tells It Like It Is

Kayla Sullivan Is Live On The Scene Of Motherhood & Reporting For Duty

Whitney Cicero Is Here For The Laughs

Yuri Lamasbella Just Goes With The Flow

Meredith Masony Gets It, Because She’s Been There Too

What Mommy Wants

Class Act
By Julie Sprankles

Jacqueline Woodson Has A Message For Every Kid Who’s Ever Felt Like An Outsider

The author opens up about the new PBS Kids special based on her beloved picture book The Day You Begin.

give me flannel or give me death

I'm Having A '90s Fall

Give me all that good nostalgia.

Perfect for Pop-Tarts & PJs

If You Love Gilmore Girls, You’ll Love These 27 Cozy Shows

To help fill the Stars Hollow-shaped hole in your fall.

*cough cough*

9 Easy Recipes For When You're Sick, Because It’s Cold Season Now

Back-to-school season means sore throats and runny noses are imminent.

A+ Essentials

27 Back-To-School Shopping Picks For Kids That Scary Mommy Editors Swear By

From lunchboxes and new sneaks to BTS books and more.

Editors' Picks

18 Back-To-School Buys Tweens & Teens Will Actually Use

RIP to the character backpack years; back-to-school shopping for big kids is a whole different sport.

Trending

Hot Rabbi Is Back
By Julie Sprankles

Nobody Wants This Season 3 Drops In October, & It’s All About The “After” Phase

Joanne and Noah are playing house. Esther is finding out that wanting a break from your marriage doesn’t mean you’re ready for what’s next.

yoto familes, listen up!

Yoto Just Dropped Its Biggest Upgrade Yet & Your Kid's Screen-Free Speaker Is About to Get Smarter

Sweet News

Girl Scouts’ New Cookie Is A Big Deal For Allergy Families, But There’s A Catch

Meep Meep

6 Reasons Coyote vs. Acme Genuinely Deserves A Family Trip To The Movies

Finally, Some Good News

Has Sterling Point Been Renewed For Season 2? Better Pack Your Bags

so cute

The Tonies x Pokémon Collab Is Here & We Gotta Catch 'Em All

cool girls read

What Would Andie Anderson Read in 2026?

when we going to disney?

The Disney x BÉIS Collection Is Dropping Soon & Traveling Just Got More Magical

Please Don't Be A Monet

There’s A Clueless Sequel Series Coming, & Cher Horowitz Is A Mom Now

Set Your Alarm ⏰

One Of Great Wolf Lodge’s Biggest Sales Of The Year Is Back, & It’s One Day Only

🚩🚩🚩

Is Your Partner Using DARVO On You?

Hollibabes, Assemble!

Is 'The Five-Star Weekend' Getting A Season 2?

Death Trap 3000

Who TF Is Responsible For Designing Playgrounds & Why Is It Never A Parent?

Whose Side Are You On?

This Mom Shared Her Strict Summer Parenting Rules & The Internet Had A Lot To Say

Hold The Line

Should Grandparents Be Allowed To Post Kids On Social Media?

Remember Lounging?

Moms On Reddit Say They Miss The “Real Vacations” They Took Before Kids

CONFESS

Found out my husband cheated in Dec. 2025. We tried to work it out. I caught him again.

Confessional #8010

Wish my son would grow up a bit so he doesn’t get picked on

Confessional #4792

14 years married to a man, and just now realizing I want to be with a woman

Confessional #6723

I’m just soooo exhausted

Confessional #4223

I got so drunk the other night I threw up in the kitchen sink.

Confessional #3234

More Confessions

“Favoritism Of Grandkids Is Ripping Our Family Apart” & 53 Other Mom Confessions

“I Want A Divorce But It’s So Much Easier To Let Him Stay” & 46 Other Mom Confessions

“I Received Oral Sex On My Parents’ Kitchen Counter” & 44 Other Mom Confessions

“I'm Not Built To Mother” & 45 Other Mom Confessions

“I Want To F*ck A Married Man” & 47 Other Mom Confessions

“I Want A Divorce But Don’t Want To Blow Up My Life” & 46 Other Mom Confessions

“I Chose The Wrong Guy To Have Kids With” & 45 Other Mom Confessions

“My Husband Gives Me The Ick” & 50 Other Mom Confessions

“I Love Being A Mom, But Not A Wife” & 50 Other Mom Confessions

“I’m Dreading Taking My Kids To Disney World” & 57 Other Mom Confessions

“I’m Not Even Remotely Attracted To My Husband Anymore” & 43 Other Mom Confessions

“I Want The Foreplay & Sex I Read About In My Books” & 37 More Mom Confessions

“I’m Married To A Man But Crushing On A Woman” & 28 More Mom Confessions

“I’m Afraid I’ll Never Want To Have Sex Again” & 20 More Mom Confessions

“My Husband Is Passive-Aggressive About Sex” & 35 More Mom Confessions

“I Masturbated While Thinking Of My Best Friend & Had The Best Orgasm” & 27 Other Mom Confessions

Book Club

Romantasy Author Kerri Maniscalco's Love Of Fantasy Came From Her Grandmother

13 Cozy Fall Books If You Love Practical Magic & Pumpkin Spice Everything

7 Cute & Cozy Books To Read With Your Kids In The Fall

Are These The Scariest Books Of All Time? Don’t Read ‘Em Unless You Own A Nightlight

10 Must-Read Dark Academia Books If You Always Wanted To Go To Hogwarts

Your Queer Historical Romance Of The Summer Is You Should Be So Lucky

16 Novels To Slip Into Your Beach Bag This Summer

Obsessed With Fourth Wing? Add These Romantasy Novels to Your TBR Pile ASAP

7 Spicy Romantasy Books Just Like A Court of Thorns And Roses

Dreaming Of Warmer Weather? 10 Spring Books That Will Get You Excited For Sunnier Days Ahead

8 Historical Fiction Novels To Read During Women’s History Month

The Most Anticipated Books By Black Authors Coming In 2024

The Best Books of 2024 You Need To Have On Your Radar

10 Empowering Novels That Center On Badass Single Moms

8 Queer Thrillers That’ll Get Your Heart Racing In More Ways Than One

What Book You Should Read Next Based On Your Favorite Romance Trope

Celebrity Interviews

Exclusive Interview
By Julie Sprankles

Paris Hilton Grew Up Labeled Distracted & Difficult. Turns Out, It Was ADHD.

The mom of two opens up about her adult ADHD diagnosis and why mornings, especially, look so different now.

Exclusive

Gina Rodriguez Opens Up About Postpartum Anxiety & The Village That Got Her Through It

Exclusive

Karlie Kloss Wrote An Adorable Children’s Book About Coding

Moms To Watch

The Verdict Is In: June Diane Raphael Is The Mom Elle Woods Deserved

Exclusive

Jax Says Motherhood Is “The Most Heartbreaking Love Story Of All Time”

'90s Country Fans, Rejoice

Jo Dee Messina Is Back & She’s Not Afraid To Burn Some Bridges

here we go

Ashley Tisdale Created A New Village For Herself

potty training trenches

Kylie Kelce Wants You To Know That She & Jason Are Also In The Potty Training Trenches

mother hubbard

Lindsay Hubbard Is Ready To Show Her Softer Side

Let's Go To The Movies

The Sheep Detectives Is Weird, Funny & Way More Emotional Than I Expected

Exclusive

Goldie Hawn On Raising Empathetic Kids In An Anxious World

Exclusive

Juno Temple Says We’re Losing ‘The Act Of Listening,’ & Swapped Shows Kids Why That Matters

mom boss

Whitney Leavitt Is Doing It All, Authentically & Unapologetically Herself

Exclusive

Misty Copeland On Life After Ballet: “I’m Giving Myself More Grace”

That Mom

Mara Martin Believes Millennial Moms Are *It*

Exclusive Interview

Ryan Gosling Says Project Hail Mary Is The Kind Of Movie He Wants His Kids To Grow Up With

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Copy + Paste
By Brianne Hogan

5 Sexpert Scripts For Initiating That Aren’t “So... Want To?”

For the horny and the chronically awkward 🫡

*cough cough*

9 Easy Recipes For When You're Sick, Because It’s Cold Season Now

Back-to-school season means sore throats and runny noses are imminent.

give me flannel or give me death

I'm Having A '90s Fall

Give me all that good nostalgia.

um yup

I’m Here To Tell You Your Vagina Will Get Longer As You Age

Like it or not, we stretch and grow in all our places.

Solo Act

I Love Being An Only Child. Then I Think About My Parents Getting Older.

I’ve never wanted a sibling, but watching my parents age from 3,000 miles away has made me realize exactly what “on your own” means.

Complexion mogging

This New Foundation Became My Holy Grail The First Time I Used It

It has re-earned its place of honor on my vanity with every wear since.

inner child, meet my actual child
By Katie McPherson

The Joy Of Sharing A Nostalgic Hobby With Your Kid

This is so much better than if he was obsessed with the Paw Patrol.

Sweet News

Girl Scouts’ New Cookie Is A Big Deal For Allergy Families, But There’s A Catch

The brand’s first allergy-friendly Girl Scout Cookie is coming in 2027. You just won’t be able to buy it from a kid at a folding table outside Publix.

Cue Cute Aggression

Why Do Dogs Tilt Their Heads So Cute Like That?

It might surprise you to know it’s probably not because your dog understands what you’re saying.

Unsinkable

Your Titanic-Obsessed Kid Needs A Trip To This Denver Museum

The Molly Brown House is a fascinating family stop, and you can build a whole trip around it.

Good To Know

Yes, You Can Get Your Kid’s Back-To-School Shots At CVS. Here’s What It’s Actually Like.

PSA: Immunizations don’t have to be a full-day production.

ADHD

The FDA Approved A New ADHD Medication For Kids. Here’s What Parents Should Know.

A psychiatrist and ADHD expert shares everything we know, and everything we don’t.

Original Videos

Girl, Bye
By Katie McPherson

I Would Rather Pull Out My Front Teeth Than Hear About ‘Trimester Zero’ Ever Again, Thanks

It would kill y’all to leave women alone.

A New Kind of Push Present

The Rise Of “Orgasmic Birth”: The Science Behind Pairing Labor Pain With Pleasure

If the idea makes you raise an eyebrow… you’re not alone. But here’s what the research actually says.

Oh sweet girl

A Pregnant Woman Asked What Hobbies She Should Do During Her Maternity Leave & The Comments Were F**king Hilarious

"I need ideas of what to do when I'm home all day with them."

WOMEN!!!

This NICU Nurse Is In Awe Of Birthing Mothers

A nurse shared just how strong new mothers are, and we're in agreement!

Big Emotions

My Miscarriage Almost Got Me Uninvited From A Baby Shower — Why I'm Glad I Went Anyway

Even if I’d chosen not to go, I would have wanted the option.

Resist the Urge

“Don't Google It,” My Doctor Told Me. I Did Anyway, & It Nearly Broke Me.

At 30 weeks pregnant, I was given a bleak prognosis for the future that sent me into a fear spiral.

intention matters here
By Katie McPherson

Is “Weaponized Anxiety” The New Weaponized Incompetence?

Couples therapists say they’ve seen plenty of clients unintentionally wield a diagnosis like veto power.

Two Of A Kind-Ish
By Julie Sprankles

My Husband & I Have Different Kinds Of ADHD. Here's How We Make It Work.

Learning that we’re wired in opposite directions actually made a huge difference.

Perfect for Pop-Tarts & PJs
By Julie Sprankles

If You Love Gilmore Girls, You’ll Love These 27 Cozy Shows

To help fill the Stars Hollow-shaped hole in your fall.

inner child, meet my actual child
By Katie McPherson

The Joy Of Sharing A Nostalgic Hobby With Your Kid

This is so much better than if he was obsessed with the Paw Patrol.

Women's Health
By Katie McPherson

Deaths From Ectopic Pregnancy Are Surging & It’s More Common In States With Abortion Bans

A new investigation by ProPublica sheds light on yet another consequence of sweeping abortion bans.

generational traumas
By Meg St-Esprit

My Kids Don’t Have 9/11. They Have COVID.

Every generation gets its “where were you when everything changed?” moment. For me, it was a September morning in high school. For my kids, it was masks, Zoom school, and the world shutting down.

When to worry
By Katie McPherson

Why Is My Cat Drooling All Of A Sudden?

Emergency vets explain when drooling is normal, and when it’s a major red flag.

Hot Rabbi Is Back
By Julie Sprankles

Nobody Wants This Season 3 Drops In October, & It’s All About The “After” Phase

Joanne and Noah are playing house. Esther is finding out that wanting a break from your marriage doesn’t mean you’re ready for what’s next.

yoto familes, listen up!
By Katie Garrity

Yoto Just Dropped Its Biggest Upgrade Yet & Your Kid's Screen-Free Speaker Is About to Get Smarter

Here’s everything you need to know about Yoto's latest update!

give me flannel or give me death
By Katie Bingham-Smith

I'm Having A '90s Fall

Give me all that good nostalgia.