Scary Mommy

July 15, 2025
Lifestyle
By Samantha Darby

The Absolute Best Exfoliating Glove That Literally Sloughs Off Your Skin

But you have to follow the product’s directions.

Labubus on bags
Hot Take

Calm Down, Everyone: Labubus Are Just This Generation’s Beanie Babies

And it’s OK if you don’t get your kid one.

she hasn't taken over... yet

I’m Besties With My ChatGPT

I was super skeptical, but then I gave her a try.

Love, bed and relax couple kiss, bond and enjoy quality time together in hotel bedroom for romantic ...
Whatever Works, right?

“My Husband & I Prefer Masturbation To Sex”

A mom just like us — comparing prices at the grocery store, cheering at the baseball field three times a week, running PTA meetings — shares her sex story, no matter how “boring” or “shocking” it may be.

A mother with tattoos holding her newborn baby outdoors with a suburban house in the background
No Johns Or Janes Here

16 Gen Z-Inspired Baby Names That Are All Vibes, No Logic

We love you little weirdos.

A moment in the postpartum life of a mother at home with her baby boy and toddler girl, she is tired...
🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

Moms, Keep Going

One mom’s journey through postpartum depression.

The Wheel Of Feels

Moms To Watch

TSITP’s Jackie Chung Says Goodbye To Laurel, The Messy Millennial Mom We Needed To See

Be Cool, Stay In School

16 Back-To-School Episodes Of Your Favorite TV Shows

🎶We Just Got A Podcast! We Just Got A Podcast!🎶

Steve From 'Blue’s Clues’ Is Starting A Podcast For Adults & Our Inner Child Is Happy Crying

the mental load is so heavy

The Perfect Response To When Husbands Say, "Just Ask Me For Help!"

it's the thought

A Mom Wonders If She Was Wrong For Throwing Her Kid A Low-Budget Birthday Party

i'm here always

A Mom Shares The Things She Will Always Do For Her Kids, Even When They're Adults

project 2025 in play

Supreme Court Approves Trump's Plan To Continue Gutting The Department Of Education

ew

Far-Right Personality Charlie Kirk Tells 14-Year-Old Girl To Attend College To Find A Husband

Welcoming Children? Treason!

Idaho Schools Ban “Everyone Is Welcomed Here” Signs

we need to talk

What Should I Do When My Kid Uses "Autistic" As An Insult?

check yes or no

Ask Scary Mommy: How Much Control Should Kids Have Over Their Birthday Invite List?

Eight's Not Great 🫤

Here's Why Many Children Start Therapy At Age 8

Looking Back

Rewatching 'One Tree Hill' As A Parent Is A Mind Trip

Thanks, Mom

10 Bizarre Lies ‘90s Kids Were Told — & Still Low-Key Believe, If We’re Being Honest

Entertainment

All Hail Geri Halliwell-Horner!

the mental load is so heavy

The Perfect Response To When Husbands Say, "Just Ask Me For Help!"

beyond brilliant

People Are Sharing Their “Unhinged” Ways Of Practicing Microfeminism & The Answers Are Perfect

My Good Man, WTF?

Dad Wants To Know If It’s Wrong To “Relax” All Day At The Waterpark

Scary Mommy Originals

Kayla Sullivan Is Live On The Scene Of Motherhood & Reporting For Duty

Bethany Joy Lenz Isn’t Afraid To F*ck Up

Melanie Lynskey's Radical Normal

Whitney Cicero Is Here For The Laughs

All Hail Geri Halliwell-Horner!

Yuri Lamasbella Just Goes With The Flow

Meredith Masony Gets It, Because She’s Been There Too

Avery Woods Is Just Happy To Be Here: “That’s My Vibe”

Ceci Kane Can’t Believe How Wild The Mom Groups Get, Either

Taylor Wolfe Is Just Trying To Laugh It Off Like The Rest Of Us

Mary Hendricks Just Wants To Have Some Fun With It

Dave Ogleton Talks Dad Jokes, Youth Sports, & Parenting Every Stage From Teens To Toddlers

Ilana Glazer Is Late For Toddler Yoga

Alyce Chan Is In The Parenting Sweet Spot

Nicki Maher Is Just Here To Have A Good Time

Nicole Story Dent Can’t Believe Y2K Style Is Back, Either

fun moms only
By Kate Auletta

Come Inside Scary Mommy's Rowan Ear Piercing Event

Scary Mommy hosted a moms' night out piercing party in June.

Barbie Girls: Assemble!

Children With Diabetes Can See Themselves In New Barbie

Developed by Mattel and Breakthrough T1D, this is the first Barbie living with type 1 diabetes.

Living the dream

13 Delicious & Easy Snacks To Eat Poolside Or At The Beach

Just get your cooler and toss them in.

🥹🥹🥹

The Lost Stuffy Project Is Hoping To Reunite Comfort Objects With Their Kids In Texas

A stuffed animal is a small thing when it comes to disasters, but to a child, it can mean everything.

Forever Kind of Love

What Is A "Soul Dog"?

When my soul dog died, it felt like losing a part of myself. Here's how to recognize if you’ve met yours — and how to navigate it when they have to leave.

*ahhhhh*

I Booked A Solo Reading Retreat & It Was Everything I Hoped It’d Be

This is a social media trend worth doing IRL.

Trending

project 2025 in play
By Katie Garrity

Supreme Court Approves Trump's Plan To Continue Gutting The Department Of Education

Nearly 1,400 federal employees will be laid off.

the mental load is so heavy

The Perfect Response To When Husbands Say, "Just Ask Me For Help!"

it's the thought

A Mom Wonders If She Was Wrong For Throwing Her Kid A Low-Budget Birthday Party

i'm here always

A Mom Shares The Things She Will Always Do For Her Kids, Even When They're Adults

ew

Far-Right Personality Charlie Kirk Tells 14-Year-Old Girl To Attend College To Find A Husband

Thank you, hollywood gods

These Practical Magic 2 Cast Announcements Have Us *So* Ready For Midnight Margaritas

beyond brilliant

People Are Sharing Their “Unhinged” Ways Of Practicing Microfeminism & The Answers Are Perfect

Welcoming Children? Treason!

Idaho Schools Ban “Everyone Is Welcomed Here” Signs

Give Me Your Tired...

Fed Strips Eligibility For Head Start & Health Programs From Undocumented Immigrants

Hot Take

Calm Down, Everyone: Labubus Are Just This Generation’s Beanie Babies

They're Just Saying No

Drinking & Cannabis Use Has Declined Since The '90s For Most (But Not All) Teens

Let's Hear It For Science

New Study Suggests Four Distinct Subtypes Of Autism

My Good Man, WTF?

Dad Wants To Know If It’s Wrong To “Relax” All Day At The Waterpark

Barbie Girls: Assemble!

Children With Diabetes Can See Themselves In New Barbie

So Long, Suckers!

ER Visits For Tick Bites Surge, CDC Confirms

Your Brain On (Or Off) Drugs

Study Finds Differences In Kids Brains May Lead To Drug Use, Not The Other Way Around

CONFESS

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I want to have sex, just not with my husband

Confessional #2233

I think I have a sugar daddy? I haven’t provided any sexual favors? I’m so confused.

Confessional #54676

My husband doesn’t give me what I need. So I found it in another man for the last 10 years.

Confessional #9821

I’m scared my son will grow up into his dad

Confessional #8237

Realized this morning that my husband has his mom’s emotional maturity and it’s ruining my day.

Confessional #8966
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More Confessions

“My Kids Have Been Swimming Instead Of Bathing This Summer” & 13 Other Summer Confessions

“I Have A Secret Lover In Prison” & 21 Other Relationship Confessions

“My Teen Is Grounded & I’m Loving It” & 29 Other Mom Confessions

“I’m Scared About Affording The Home I Just Bought” & 30 Other Mom Confessions

“I Like One Of My Teenage Daughters Better Than The Other” & 21 Other Mom Confessions

“I’m Dreading School Being Out” & 17 Other Summer Mom Confessions

“Weed Has Saved My Sex Life” & 18 Other Mom Confessions

“I’m Not Sad About Losing Custody Of My Teenage Stepdaughter” & 27 Other Mom Confessions

50 Moms Share All Of Their Deep, Dark, & Relatable Mother’s Day Confessions

The Moms Are Horny & Need To Confess 🔥

Let’s Confess Some Joy This Week

Winter May Be Over, But *Life* Still Has The Moms Confessing

We’re Tired, We’re Cranky — We’re Moms & We’ve got Some Confessions

Let It Out, Moms — These Are Your Confessions

The Confessions Are In & The Moms Have Had *Enough*

The February Confessions Are In & The Moms Are Feeling *A Lot*

Book Club

Romantasy Author Kerri Maniscalco's Love Of Fantasy Came From Her Grandmother

13 Cozy Fall Books If You Love Practical Magic & Pumpkin Spice Everything

7 Cute & Cozy Books To Read With Your Kids In The Fall

Are These The Scariest Books Of All Time? Don’t Read ‘Em Unless You Own A Nightlight

10 Must-Read Dark Academia Books If You Always Wanted To Go To Hogwarts

Your Queer Historical Romance Of The Summer Is You Should Be So Lucky

16 Novels To Slip Into Your Beach Bag This Summer

Obsessed With Fourth Wing? Add These Romantasy Novels to Your TBR Pile ASAP

7 Spicy Romantasy Books Just Like A Court of Thorns And Roses

Dreaming Of Warmer Weather? 10 Spring Books That Will Get You Excited For Sunnier Days Ahead

8 Historical Fiction Novels To Read During Women’s History Month

The Most Anticipated Books By Black Authors Coming In 2024

The Best Books of 2024 You Need To Have On Your Radar

10 Empowering Novels That Center On Badass Single Moms

8 Queer Thrillers That’ll Get Your Heart Racing In More Ways Than One

What Book You Should Read Next Based On Your Favorite Romance Trope

Celebrity Interviews

Moms To Watch
By Julie Sprankles

TSITP’s Jackie Chung Says Goodbye To Laurel, The Messy Millennial Mom We Needed To See

The mother-of-two chats with Scary Mommy about the final season of The Summer I Turned Pretty.

Moms IRL

Ashley Tisdale Opens Up About The Realities Of Potty Training, Nostalgia & Parenting Advice

who run the world

Allyson Felix Doesn’t Sugarcoat It

Meet her in the middle

Maren Morris On How Sheryl Crow Inspired Her Co-Parenting Style

Exclusive

28% Of Single Mothers Live In Poverty. Jaycina Almond Is On A Mission To Help.

Iconic

Clinton Kelly & Stacy London Are Back — But “A Lot Less Bitchy”

Exclusive

Angel Carter Conrad Is The Cycle Breaker Her Family Needed — Now She’s Raising One, Too

Moms To Watch

Danielle Moné Truitt Brings Eldest Daughter Energy To Organized Crime — & We’re Here For It

Exclusive

Mark Hamill Isn’t Afraid To Play The Villain

Dad Mode

‘One Tree Hill’ Star Tyler Hilton Loves Being On The Road — But Being A Dad Always Comes First

Moms We Love

Kelly Stafford Is The Friend We All Need

doing it all

Mazda MX-5 Racing’s Shea Holbrook Has What It Takes

Exclusive

Kaley Cuoco Reveals Her Favorite Family Flight Hacks (& Relatably, A Stiff Drink Is One)

Moms To Watch

The Pitt Star Amielynn Abellera’s Mom Was Just As Obsessed With ER As Yours

The Grand Parenting Slam

Chelsea Freeman Feels The Pressure Of It All, Too

Exclusive

Bethany Joy Lenz Isn’t Afraid To F*ck Up

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Your Life

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over it
By Katie Bingham-Smith

I Have Cellulite & I Wear Cheeky Bathing Suits

At my age, I’m done caring.

More Than "Just A Pet"

No One Warns You What Divorce Does To The Family Dog

I expected to cry for my son, for myself, for the life I thought I was building. I didn’t expect to cry for our dog — or to feel guilty that I couldn’t protect her from the heartbreak, too.

omg pls halp

Cleaning Pros Share Their Favorite Shortcuts For Saving Time & Sanity

Anyone else sick of cleaning for hours every Sunday and still not catching up?

truth time

An Open Letter To Anyone NOT In Perimenopause

Brain fog. Swamp crotch. Rage. There’s no manual for the midlife hormone apocalypse — but there should be.

Wired to Watch

Turns Out, Your Obsession With True Crime & Celebrity Killers Might Be... Evolutionary

A forensic psychologist says this morbid fascination may actually mean your brain is working properly.

Deep Breath

Are You Setting Boundaries... Or Just Withdrawing Because You're Overwhelmed?

Whether you’re setting them with a family member or a friend, it’s important to figure out exactly what you need.

Family Life

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All The Summer Flavors
By Samantha Darby

13 Easy Summer Dinners That Don’t Require An Oven

Because we don’t need any extra heat right now.

chomp chomp

When Is Shark Week 2025?

Here’s when you can catch sharks swimming, eating, and... dancing.

Rebel Moms

Mahjong Threatened To Tear Our Neighborhood Apart

Who knew moms playing mahjong would expose the double standards around hobbies, childcare, and what women are "allowed" to do with their free time?

Share The Tasks

Being the “Vacation Wife” Is Exhausting — & It’s Time to Talk About It

Feel like every trip with your family just means more work for you? Here’s how to not feel totally resentful about it.

You Know The Drill...

"Nimbus" Covid Variant Is Spreading In The US — These Are The Symptoms

First identified earlier this year, Nimbus may be more transmissible that previous variants.

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How Much Would You Spend On An Expensive Medical Procedure For Your Pet?

Unexpected pet emergencies can cost thousands of dollars — and come with heartbreaking decisions.

Original Videos

The Sex Issue

'Workin' Mom's Catherine Reitman Gets Real About Sex & Marriage Post-Kids

The creator of Workin’ Moms celebrates the comedy and tragedy of modern parenting and relationships.

Parenting

The Shape of You: Raising Girls to Love Their Bodies

Strategies and tips for helping our girls thrive.

Sponsored
Momsplained

Helping Your Teen Become the Boss of Their Own Money.

They’ve learned the basics from having an allowance, but now that they are a little older they’re asking for more financial independence.

Parenting

Calling All Teens (And Parents Too): How To Insert A Tampon Properly

If you’re new to the tampon game or have been using them for years, here are some tips on how to use a tampon with an applicator and without.

Entertainment

Love ‘Succession’? You must watch ‘Discussion.’

In this parody of HBO’s Succession, you will get a hilarious look at what would happen if the Roys were just like us. The all-American family, living the all-American dream bickering over who will host the holiday meal.

Blessed Are The Popsicles

“My Kids Have Been Swimming Instead Of Bathing This Summer” & 13 Other Summer Confessions

We’re halfway through summer — how are we doing, folks?

Pregnancy

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Yay vs. Nay
By Nadie Bard

My Husband and I Are Fighting About Circumcision. Is There a Right Answer?

We both think we're right... so I asked experts to weigh in.

Over It

I Hate Pregnancy... So Why Do I Feel So Guilty Saying It?

I know I should feel grateful, but I just feel dread.

Big Emotions

My Miscarriage Almost Got Me Uninvited From A Baby Shower — Why I'm Glad I Went Anyway

Even if I’d chosen not to go, I would have wanted the option.

A Charged Topic

I'm Not A Monster For Feeling Gender Disappointment

Take it from an expert, it's more normal than you think.

Moms Need Help

Maternal Mortality Rates Were Up In 2024 After Post-Covid Decline

The increase was small, but some experts fear national trends may bode future increases.

Maternal Health Matters

Pregnancy-Related Deaths Are On The Rise In The US

Deaths due to pregnancy have jumped 28% in the past five years -- and one-third occur long after delivery, when mothers assume they're in the clear.

Read More

Twinkletoes? No, Twinklefingers
By Katie McPherson

Waking Up With Your Hands Asleep Could Signal These Conditions

When to bring your pins and needles to your doctor’s attention, and what you can try at home, according to experts.

Enough, bro
By Katie McPherson

Influencers Are Promoting Testosterone Supplements To Young Men. Doctors Explain The Dangers.

Imagine if Joe Rogan would just stick to UFC.

Pass The Popcorn & Trauma Responses
By Samantha Darby

11 Movies We Watched As Kids That We Truly Had *No* Business Watching

One person remembers telling her parents The Craft was about friendship.

project 2025 in play
By Katie Garrity

Supreme Court Approves Trump's Plan To Continue Gutting The Department Of Education

Nearly 1,400 federal employees will be laid off.

the mental load is so heavy
By Sarah Aswell

The Perfect Response To When Husbands Say, "Just Ask Me For Help!"

When partners say, "We're not mind readers," this is what they don't understand.

Moms To Watch
By Julie Sprankles

TSITP’s Jackie Chung Says Goodbye To Laurel, The Messy Millennial Mom We Needed To See

The mother-of-two chats with Scary Mommy about the final season of The Summer I Turned Pretty.

it's the thought
By Sarah Aswell

A Mom Wonders If She Was Wrong For Throwing Her Kid A Low-Budget Birthday Party

"I just found out that local mums still gossip about it."

The Midlife Fitness Plot Twist
By Marie Holmes

How Much Slowdown Should I Expect In Perimenopause?

Movement is more important than ever as we age, but hormonal changes necessitate a few adjustments.

i'm here always
By Sarah Aswell

A Mom Shares The Things She Will Always Do For Her Kids, Even When They're Adults

"Mommy will always buy you dinner. I will always take you shopping. I will even fill up your car with gas..."

ew
By Katie Garrity

Far-Right Personality Charlie Kirk Tells 14-Year-Old Girl To Attend College To Find A Husband

"We should bring back the celebration of MRS degrees."