Scary Mommy

What 35 inches of snow look like…

February 7, 2010

in Mommy Needs A Drink, The Little Things

{Just in case you were wondering.}

And, yes, we are surviving. Pretty much.

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Deep Questions, Snowpocalypse Inspired.

02.06.2010

1. Is it possible to come out of a blizzard happily married?
2. Will any of my children still be smiling in 3 days?

4. Can we survive until Tuesday or Wednesday with the contents of our fridge?

4. Is there any reason to limit TV when you’re stuck in the house for foreseeable future?

5. Will the snow [...]

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To the Birthday Girl

02.03.2010

Lily, my baby girl, my heart swells with so much pride and love for you. I am so very blessed to be your Mommy, and so filled with excitement as I think about the years to come. Happy, Happy Birthday, my love. I adore you.

{A post from Jeff for his little girl}
If I’ve learned [...]

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Snow Angels!

02.01.2010

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Do you love what I love? {CLOSED}

01.30.2010

I bet you will! And I’m in a sharing kind of mood. Click below to enter to win any or all of what I’m loving right now.
$50 gift certificate to The Vintage Pearl

$75 Bread & Butter Package

Wilton Cake Kit, valued at $180

Love in the Kitchen Trio

All contests end next Monday, February 8th at midnight. To [...]

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iPhone spell check: What the duck?

01.28.2010

Dear iPhone,
I have long come to terms with the fact that I have a bit of a potty mouth. I’m not especially proud of it, but it’s a part of who I am. It’s just the way it is. My parents are no longer shocked and appalled by my language. My friends all expect it [...]

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Flashing Back: My Blue Eyed Boy

01.27.2010

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I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.

01.25.2010

I love my children with all of my heart. All of my being. I would run in front of a bus for them. Jump from an airplane. Kill. Maim. You know, anything for them.
Well, anything except for one teeny, little thing.
Despite having birthed them, changed their diapers, having been covered in their vomit, snot and pee, [...]

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Celebrities: They’re just like us. But, not.

01.22.2010

Jeff and I are having a disagreement.
It’s heated.
It’s intense.
It’s ugly.
I need input from my dear readers.
Please, it’s vital.
Preferred celebrity reconciliation:
Jessica & Nick
or
Justin & Britney.
It’s obvious, right…?
Go.