How To Take The Netflix Horrorscope Quiz & Get Your Creepy Zodiac Reading

In case you missed it, Megan the Stallion is making headlines for her unique astrological skills — Netflix tapped the Grammy-winning artist to categorize characters from some of the streamer’s most popular series into their Netflix Horrorscope signs.

What’s that, you ask? Well, as part of this year’s “Netflix and Chills” (the streamer’s annual celebration of spooky titles), they’ve released a fun little quiz to come up with your creepy astrological reading. If you’re, ahem, dying to know how it works, you came to the right place.

After giving your name, you’ll be led through a series of questions rooted in the spirit of horror cinema. First up? Pick the archetypal horror character you identify with most from four terrifying choices.

Subsequent questions keep the evil vibes alive, focusing on things like killer weapons, haunted getaways, and just how much gore you can handle.

There’s even a bit of light palm reading involved. I apparently have lived many previous lives and/or am exceptional at possession. Yay?

In total, you’ll answer 10 questions that’ll make your horror-binge-watching heart feel so *seen.* All that’s left is to let Netflix’s horror bots determine your astrological leanings.

Your first results are your Netflix & Chills zodiac sun, moon, and rising sign. I got Wednesday (Addams, natch), Lucifer (I mean...), and Wednesday again (I’ll take it), respectively.

Your second result is the tarot card you pulled. I picked The Empress and, accordingly, expect prosperity and good fortune to rain down like manna from heaven any day now.

Finally, you get three Netflix Originals recommendations based on your results. So, there you have it. Happy Horrorscoping!