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Confessions of the Week

by Scary Mommy

Updated: March 31, 2014

Originally Published: Oct. 8, 2010

Inspector Gadget would be super impressed with how far my boobs stretch. If only I could use the...

I asked Google "why is my son so annoying?" The first result was Scary Mommy.

Figured out a way to get some time to myself. I went in my room, closed the door and hung a sign t...

I spent most of yesterday's car ride fantasizing about pulling the car over, kicking my fighting ...

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I keep a spoon in the glove box for eating Ben & Jerry's in the grocery store parking lot.

I pee when I cough. I fart when I sneeze. And I'm happiest when the kids are with someone else.

I let my toddler shoot me with his toy gun so that I can take a power nap while I play dead.

This article was originally published on Oct. 8, 2010

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