Gary Janetti's Instagram Account Parodies Prince George

This Sassy Prince George Instagram Account Will Give You Life

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This brilliant Instagram account reimagines Prince George as totally sassy — and not at all a fan of Meghan Markle

Have you ever wondered how adorable Prince George would sound if he were actually an incredibly sassy (and extremely petty) but always hilarious grown man? Wonder no more. This LOL-funny Instagram parody account is about to be your new favorite thing.

Gary Janetti is a writer and producer (he was executive producer on a little show called Will and Grace — you might’ve heard of it?). If you’re not already following his genius Instagram account that’s done in the imagined voice of a snarky, adult Prince George, you need to correct that immediately. If only to see his burns aimed squarely at Prince Harry’s new wife, Duchess Meghan of Sussex.

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“We know.”

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To say that Janetti’s Prince George isn’t a fan of the newest royal is an understatement. He makes regular jabs about her wardrobe.

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“I couldn’t possibly imagine.”

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“We know.”

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And the fact that she’s often seen cradling her baby bump.

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“It’s just me, you can rest your fucking hand.”

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“You do know it just can’t fall out, right?”

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Not even her wedding day attire was immune from little George’s acid tongue.

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“Is she finally going to iron it?”

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But sometimes, he softens toward his new aunt a little. Only a little.

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“Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”

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“Here, Meghan. I’ve been kind of a cunt.”

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But he always returns to his bread and butter — just totally disdainful one-liners.

Janetti’s “voice” for Prince George might remind you of another adult-like tot with a British accent. That’s probably because Janetti is also a writer and producer for Family Guy. The first thing that popped into my head when I landed on this Instagram account is that it sounds a whole lot like baby Stewie. Like, Kate is totally his Lois.

Janetti tells The Hollywood Reporter that he actually likes Markle quite a bit. This is just his way of paying homage. “I find Meghan Markle super appealing,” he said last May before the royal couple’s nuptials. “The irony is that this is my way of celebrating her. It’s a bit twisted.” Janetti is married to stylist and E! reporter Brad Goreski, which must make for some interesting dinnertime conversation considering Goreski covered the wedding festivities for the channel.

If he’s not tearing down Meghan Markle, his next favorite target is his own mother — Duchess Kate. Everything is game for Prince George’s mocking from her wardrobe…

…to her mothering…

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“Whatever happened to that baby you had?”

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…to her position in line to the throne, which is to say, she doesn’t have one….

…to her drinking habits.

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“By doing what she does every day.”

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He’s even weighed in on the rumored catty feud between Meghan and Kate.

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“NO ONE’S BUYING IT!”

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“We were getting Meghan’s gift.”

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He also regularly whines about doing anything that isn’t totally royal and posh.

Even Princess Charlotte isn’t safe.

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“I can’t tell. Is that her ass or her face?”

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“Now let go.”

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Nor is Prince William TBH.

He destroys his entire family on a daily basis.

Honestly, his cattiness knows no bounds and that’s why a follow for this account means laughing so hard you almost choke on your coffee every single time you open the app.

If you’re totally feeling this account, good news — Markle is due with the next royal baby any day now. We can only imagine what Janetti will be posting once that new material…I mean…new cousin comes into the world.