This is by far the most unintentionally perfect advertisement for eyeliner ever
When it comes to eyeliner, finding a product that’s tried and true and delivers the results you want can be tough. Enter Kat Von D’s “Tattoo Liner” — the eyeliner that apparently doesn’t smudge or budge, no matter what.
A hilarious and now-viral review demonstrates the efficacy of said eyeliner in the most extra way possible.
Twitter user Lahari was scrolling through the reviews on Kat Von D’s makeup site — as you do — when she stumbled across one review for the eyeliner that really, uh, stood out.
Y’all I was really out here looking for a new eyeliner and look at this review lmfaooo
She deadass took a picture in her neck brace I am deceased 😩 pic.twitter.com/j9jHjAei06
— lahu (@guadalahari) April 24, 2018
It appears that one woman was beyond impressed with the product — and for good reason. She was the unfortunate victim of a serious car accident (that part is not at all amusing, please note) and had to be rushed to a hospital via ambulance.
She shared a selfie in her review, showing her runny mascara and some cuts and scrapes and a neck brace — but you know what didn’t budge?
“I was pulled over in my car calling for roadside assistance when a distracted driver hit me going 55mph…..I am posting a pic to show you, this product lasts and looks amazing through anything. Never buying any other liner again.”
God bless her. First, for making it through an accident of that caliber and secondly, for giving us all the kind of quality internet content and very real makeup reviews we crave. But it doesn’t end there. Nope. OTHER WOMEN WHO WERE ALSO IN CAR ACCIDENTS came forth to share how the liner also persevered.
[Warning, graphic photos ahead.]
Not wrong pic.twitter.com/wH9m7tVaBm— pigeon (@MageePaige) April 25, 2018
Can confirm this liner is 10/10 bike accident proof pic.twitter.com/AMSd2cHNzM— Madeleine Dunne (@MadeleineDunne) April 25, 2018
LOL. Is this real life? These poor women, my face hurts looking at these photos. But you know what? If there is a better advertisement for the sustainability of literally any product in existence, I have yet to see it.
Naturally, the internet is losing it over these posts.
I swear by this shit too and my faith has now been reinvigorated https://t.co/jaYi2zQ2Rq
— discourse daddy (@verybigfeel) April 26, 2018
This woman is braver than US marines https://t.co/OnJld0cKL6
— TREAD MENACE (Hamas Attack Kite Flier) (@Comrade_ToteBag) April 26, 2018
And before you hate on these women for taking post-accident selfies, Shelby, the original reviewer, is here to set the record straight about that with two extremely important points.
Everyone’s hating on my review because I posted a picture of the makeup after the accident:
1. I took the photo for police evidence
2. But have you ever seen such a good eyeliner?!
— Shelby (@catsandcusswrds) April 25, 2018
If you, like so many others, feel inclined to purchase Kat Von D’s Tatoo Liner, it’s only $20 and in stock. Just promise you’ll be careful out there, okay?