Kim Kardashian brings Snapchat followers along for her pregnancy scare
When most of us have a pregnancy scare, we nervously purchase a few tests at Target, head home to shakily pee on a stick and wait a few terrifying moments to see what our future holds. But most of us are not Kim Kardashian and the way she handled her pregnancy scare is as Kimmy K. as it gets.
She Snapchatted it. Duh.
Late last night, Kim came to us live and real as fuck from an airplane bathroom where she shared snaps of her pee stick adventure and herself. Of course.
Let us remind you that even as you’re sitting there thinking, “Who the hell would tell the world about their pregnancy scare and share a photo with millions of an item they peed on?” we need to remember who Kim Kardashian is. Over-share is basically her brand, so no one can be shocked at this either. You do you, Kim.
The first photo showcases her array of pregnancy tests, because don’t most of us do that? Buy several brands in case the first one is “wrong?” Better safe than sorry.
She captioned it “panic attack” and honestly, we can’t blame her. All the money in the world won’t make it any easier for your heart and brain to accommodate a baby you weren’t planning to have. Not to mention, Kim has always been very open about how difficult her pregnancy and birth experiences have been. It’s not surprising that she’d rather not go through it again.
The next snaps feature Kim freaking the freak out, waving a digital pregnancy test around and getting the best angle for her boobs because, sure.
She writes, “I’m legit in the airplane bathroom, going to take a pregnancy test, because I’m having a little bit of a scare. So, no big deal.”
No big deal at all. We can feel the serenity from here. But, real talk? A pregnancy scare is obviously anxiety-inducing, but in an airplane bathroom? What could make that anxiety more next-level than taking the test in a space the size of a broom closet 35,000 feet in the air? With your jeans folded neatly on the toilet?
Yes, jeans on a toilet. Behold. The result. And as Redbook so handily pointed out after some serious sleuthing, Kim had her pants off because she was wearing a bodysuit she had to unsnap in order to do her business.
PHEW! Close call. Pregnancy scares happen, no matter how rich and famous you are. We’re glad Kim got the outcome she was hoping for, though the world could certainly use more babies as adorable as North and Saint West.