The 2017 Madge The Vag Holiday Gift Guide

The 2017 Madge The Vag Holiday Gift Guide

by Team Scary Mommy
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The holidays are just around the corner. With so many people on your list, it’s hard to pick the best present. Have no fear, Madge is here and she’s found the gifts that make her happy. From vibrators to books, there’s something for everyone in the 2017 Madge the Vag Holiday Gift Guide.


Womanizer 2Go

This vibrator is the biggest splurge on Madge’s list, but it also makes the biggest splash. With six levels of intensity, the Womanizer’s pleasure waves and suction power will keep your lady friends tickled pink!

Sliquid Lube Cube

Terrific for those that love to travel! The pack of 12 comes with a variety of water-based and silicone lubricants, so you can collect ’em all!

Sliquid H2O Intimate Lube

…But if your friend or mother-in-law has a favorite – go for the gusto and get the bottle, because one can never have enough lube.

Bikini Genie

This lady-friendly razor be used in or out of the shower and comes with two click-on trimming combs for grooming the girl. Also comes with a mini shaving head for a quick trim between waxes.

Motherlove’s Sitz Bath Spray

Need a gift for a new mom? This herbal soothing spray is made with certified organic ingredients to ease the pain from pushing.

Games You Can Play with Your Pussy and Other Stuff Cat Owners Should Know

For the cat lover in the family, this hilarious paperback book teaches you how to feed your pussy, sleep with your pussy, discipline your pussy and even name your pussy.

Whether they’re on the nice or naughty list, anyone can have a happy holidays with The Madge the Vag 2017 Holiday Gift Guide.

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