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My Boobs F**king Rock, Dammit

by Micaela Birmingham
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My daughter literally suggested that I start eating more carrots at dinner so that my boobies would “grow big and strong” like they used to be. Gee, thanks for the tip. Here’s one explanation of one mom’s new relationship with gravity.

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