Parenting

Shiny, Happy Penises

by Scary Mommy
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Clearly, Ben is ecstatic about the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. I mean, is there any other way to interpret this?

I think not.

We’re obviously doing something right over here.

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