Call us immature, but sometimes, life just calls for some good old fashioned potty humor. Bathroom jokes have a special innocent-but-gross way of making people giggle, and they somehow appeal to all ages from three to 103. So what better way to spread the silliness than with some family-friendly poop gifts that are just a little bit naughty? Whether you’re looking for poop gag gifts for a co-worker or poop Christmas gifts to bring some humor under the tree, you might be (pleasantly) surprised that there are options for almost every kind of recipient. Yes, that even includes your text-addicted teen, who’s bound to smirk after receiving some poop emoji gifts — even if she rolls her eyes because she’s so embarrassed.
If there’s someone in your life who is obsessed with potty humor — or maybe they need a nudge to stop taking life so damn seriously — the gifts featured below are guaranteed to crack a smile. From family games to cuddly stuffies to home items (yes, you read that right), there’s a present idea for every person who poops, whether they want to admit it or not. Ready to give the gift of a good laugh? Keep reading for our favorite potty humor gift ideas!
This game will have your kids begging for bathtime. Combine the fun of toy fishing games with the hilarity of potty humor and you get Fishing for Floaters. Safe for kids and complete with both fishing rod and butterfly net options, Fishing for Floaters is a great bath toy for kids 3 years and up. Throw the floaters in the tub and let your kids have tons of fun trying to collect them. You can always “fish for floaters” in the pool, too!
For lovers of the original Toilet Trouble game, Toilet Trouble Flushdown is the ultimate face-off. Players go head-to-head with their opposing toilets trying to spin their roll of TP the fastest in order to avoid getting sprayed with the dreaded potty water. Both potties make flushing sounds, making it a humorous addition to family game nights, playdates, birthday parties, and more.
Whatever you do, watch where you step. Don’t Step In It is a hilarious game from Hasbro that’s perfect for parties and playdates. First, you use the mold and poo-colored clay to make small piles of crap. They get placed on the “grass” gameboard, then you get blindfolded as you try to make it through the yard without stepping on a sh*t. It may be kinda gross, but it’s also pretty funny. Plus, we can all relate.
Look out — this magical rainbow unicorn farts! Squeeze Sparkle Toots’ taco bag and just like anyone of us after Taco Tuesday, Toots lets out a little fart. He’ll also say things like, “Don’t squeeze me, I’ll toot!” and “Do you want to see how rainbows are made?” This set also comes with two temporary tattoos, a poster, and a mystery prize! Kids will laugh for hours at Toots’ honesty — just don’t take him to a yoga class. Things could get awkward.
The ultimate gag gift, this little loo will certainly get a lot of laughs. Fill it up with water, then gift it to any unsuspecting friend who loves potty humor. When they lift the lid to see the tiny poo-poo inside, a jet of water will stream out, clown-flower style. Is there anything funnier?
Nothing complicated here. If you know a kid or a grown-up who cracks up at the sound of farts, this poop emoji is the ultimate gift. Just squeeze his belly to hear him toot with seven different fart sounds! Pets also love this silly toy, and there’s more good news for all: the “new and improved” sound effects are better and louder than ever!
Face it: Children love slime. Whether it’s a poop-obsession thing or a sensory thing, kids love playing with slime, smelling slime, even making slime. This Unicorn Poop Super Cool Poopie Slime moves like a liquid, feels like a solid, and is galaxy-colored, so it reflects a metallic sheen throughout. It’s all the fun of potty humor, without the turd-brown color. This pack of three means there’s no fighting amongst multiple kids.
Best Home Items
For the more bashful among us, Poo-Pourri can dissolve unpleasant bathroom smells. As opposed to headache-inducing canned air fresheners, this product is sprayed in the toilet bowl water before you go. The result? Potty odors are replaced by sophisticated scents like Lemon, Bergamot, and Lemongrass, making the impossible possible for those who think their sh*t don’t stink. This cheeky-yet-practical gift makes a great present add-on or stocking stuffer for anyone determined to keep up the facade that they “don’t poop.”
Have someone who’s, um, accident-prone in your life? Get them the most appropriate yet inappropriate gift of all time. This duvet cover and pillow sham set is thoughtful, hysterical, and surprisingly charming. It’s made from super-soft microfiber, which is breathable, easy to clean (!), and ideal for making a smooth, wrinkle-free bed. Available in the standard bed sizes, this bedding is perfect for a kids’ twin, or if you’re feeling romantic, for snuggling up with a sweetheart in a queen or king.
It’s a flawless mix of class and crass. This colorful pillow case is made from rustic-chic burlap printed with bold colors and everyone’s favorite mystical creature. More importantly, it’ll subtly remind your favorite wound-up person that it’s okay to keep calm (and poop on). Just don’t forget that the pillow insert is sold separately.
Love these toilet-inspired poop gift ideas? Check out more mom-approved picks in our gift guides that are curated for every occasion.