I love Google. You can search for anything, at any time. It’s helped me out countless times, and has made me think I’m about to go into cardiac arrest on several other occasions.
Google is not judgmental. You can ask whatever you want, and it will never disclose your identity (if you have it set up correctly). This is an amazing invention.
I have asked Google some pretty crazy things over the last 4 years and 8 months; some personal, some hilarious, and some hilariously personal. I do not believe for a second I’m the only one with a funny search history, but the only way to tell for sure is to share (some of) mine with you.
These are in chronological order from February 2010 when I became pregnant up until October 2011, my son’s first birthday:
Why is my period late?
Reasons a period can be late
Are cheap pregnancy tests accurate?
Are Clear Blue tests accurate?
What to do when you find out you’re pregnant
Clear jellylike substance
What does your first scan involve?
How big is my baby at 6 weeks?
Is it normal to have an increased sex drive in your first trimester?
Why do my boobs hurt?
Why do my boobs hurt at 8 weeks pregnant?
Morning sickness and afternoon sickness
Why are pregnant women sick?
Why do pregnant women crave lager?
Does sex when pregnant effect your baby?
Smells make me vomit
What can go wrong with 12 week scan?
Can you eat nuts whilst pregnant?
Why do I keep crying?
Pregnancy and feeling crazy
Moses basket mattresses
How can blood pressure effect my baby?
Inspiring quotes for pregnant women
Do hot baths hurt your baby bump?
Why have my nipples tripled in size?
Is it normal to not want your husband anywhere near you in bed?
Why am I peeing every 15 minutes?
Why is my belly itching?
Will I love my baby?
What if I drop my baby?
How accurate is a gender scan?
Blood pressure readings during pregnancy
Which bottles do I use for a newborn?
Growth scan at 32 weeks
Have I got thrush?
Why am I still throwing up week 32?
Should my newborn cry constantly?
Do newborns sleep at night?
Why am I a shitty mom?
I feel crazy
When does a baby roll?
Are exploding nappies normal?
Should baby poo look like korma?
Baby injections and reactions
Can a baby have Tylenol?
When does teething start?
No sex drive post pregnancy
When will my caesarean scar stop being numb?
Bark cough in baby
Can my Caesarean scar pop open?
When do you need to take a baby to dentist?
Baby puree ideas
Is it safe to take 10 month old abroad?
Baby bumped head
Signs of concussion
Baby fluid intake
Why is my period late?
Two under two
Coping with a toddler and a newborn
Do you love your second child as much as first?
Am I a terrible mum having a small age gap in children?
Morning sickness remedies
Will my 17 month old ever sleep on their own?
First birthday party for boy
Jungle theme first birthday
…And there we have the highlights of my first year of motherhood from the view point of Google.
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