10 Reasons Why Tween Boys Are Awesome

This summer will always stand out in my memory as the Summer I Acquired a Tween Boy. One day, my child was sleeping with eight gazillion stuffed animals (approximately), and the next, he was lying on the bed with earbuds in his ears, eyes trained intently on a YouTube Minecraft video, not a stuffed animal to be found. (Don’t worry, beloved Tramp is still around—he’s just out of sight.) It happened that fast. Though he has always had a talent for surly eye rolls and smart (not in a good way) comebacks, my tween has raised the bar this summer after turning 11. I have had more than one moment of panic as I realize we might have turned a corner, and I may be on the way to having a full-blown teenager. The train is coming for me. I can hear the whistle—and it has an attitude.

So I am trying to focus a little on the good aspects of my oldest child’s new title. As with anything, it’s not all bad, this tween status. Some things about a tween boy are actually kind of awesome:

1. We are finally on the same page when it comes to my need for occasional privacy.

Don’t get me wrong; I still have no privacy to speak of, and I still don’t pee alone. However, my tween is not my problem on this issue. He agrees with me that it is, in fact, horrifying to see me naked, and he stays far away if he thinks it might be a possibility. If he manages to catch me undressed, he covers his eyes and lets out a tortured yelp. Thanks a lot, and yet…hallelujah.

2. He finally makes sense when it comes to sleep.

I do not understand small children and the way they both fight bedtime and yet embrace early mornings. My tween sleeps in as long as possible and then stays up late reading. That is perfectly acceptable, logical behavior to me, and it was a long time coming.

3. He’s capable of self-care.

He’s out of diapers. He washes his own hair (I hope. Most of the time?). He can make his own food and operate at least the microwave. He brushes his own teeth, and he can find and put on his own clothes. He can swim. Somewhere, angels are singing. After years of physical labor caring for small children, I have one off my plate. If only he knew how to successfully coordinate an outfit, we’d be cooking with gas.

4. He’s quiet.

Oh, sure, he whines and scoffs and sulks. But in general, he’s now quieter than the other boys, mostly because he sits in a corner with earbuds in most of the time. Trade-off.

5. He has a developed sense of humor.

He actually makes me laugh—for the right reasons. He understands irony, and his wit is quick. This week, as he watched his brothers head toward the kiddie pool “because it’s warm,” he gave me a sly smile and said, “Wonder if they know why it’s warm?” I actually enjoy having his perspective around.

6. He can carry things competently.

I can trust him to help lug baby gear to and from the car, to carry a suitcase at the airport, and to juggle takeout and grocery bags when necessary. It’s like I grew two more hands. That is, if those hands could talk, and if they chose to whine, “What am I, your servant?” (The answer is yes, yes you are. Here’s another bag, garçon.)

7. He likes my music.

In the great DVD vs. CD war in the minivan, he votes with me. Yay for Imagine Dragons and Maroon 5 over the one-millionth showing of Wreck-It Ralph!

8. He can hold it. ‘Nuff said.

9. Sometimes, he busts out with the sweetest sentiments, and they are more precious because they are also more rare.

Today when I dropped him off at sleepaway camp, he hugged me and whispered, “I am going to miss you,” then kissed his baby sister. “Do me a favor: Don’t grow up too much,” he said, giving her chin a tweak. It just about left me a puddle on the wet, muddy ground.

10. He appreciates adult food.

He orders salads with his dinners, and he eats them. He still has his eating quirks—and the list of what he will not deign to eat is longer than I would love—but he’s refreshingly reasonable about trying a new food or eating with a more adult palate. I finally have hope he won’t be taking dates to McDonald’s someday.

I’m aware that I am in a middle place with my son that is a sweet moment in time: He’s no longer an unreasonable little kid, and he’s not yet an unreasonable teenager. He’s just old enough to be an enjoyable companion and still young enough to be my kid. Though I’m receiving more sophisticated ‘tude and glimpses of the stubborn willfulness that will likely drive me to a new relationship with a hair colorist in the next several years, I’m trying to live in this moment and enjoy it for what it is. When he was a baby, or even when he was 3, I could never imagine who he is now. This is a good place, even if it is temporary (and most likely way too brief).