Hell Hath No Fury Like An Angry Girlfriend With Makeup Skills

by Mike Julianelle

Her boyfriend slept through their plans, so she got revenge by giving him a makeover

A receptionist in England was excited to have a Sunday funday with her boyfriend, but the plumber got a little to sauced the night before and slept through their date. So she took out her makeup kit and got to work.

I doubt he’ll make the same mistake again.

Natalie Weaver, a 23-year-old receptionist from Castleford in West Yorkshire, was frustrated when her plumber boyfriend, Stephen Hall, ruined their Sunday plans by staying out until 6am Saturday morning.

“He had gone out and been drinking all night Saturday until 6am on Sunday morning he had a bit too much to drink and we were meant to be going out for the day. I wanted to spend some time with him,” Weaver told the Daily Mail. “He was so tired from having no sleep he was falling asleep at every blink. I was really bored so I got revenge.”

That is one elaborate and precise makeup job. Her boyfriend must have been quite knackered.

To Stephen’s credit, he made a go of it and went along with Natalie on Sunday afternoon, but he was too tired to manage and she eventually relented and they returned home. He promptly fell asleep and after a few hours Natalie had had enough. So she got to work.

Natalie told the Daily Mail, “I have always said he would suit being a woman. So, I thought I would do him up and see what he would look like.”

She didn’t pull any punches, even using highlighter to give her man that glow. Sorry, “That gloww.”

She even managed to apply fake eyelashes without waking him up. How did she know he wasn’t dead?

It’s tempting to call Natalie’s revenge “savage,” but Stephen looks so pretty.

All in all, the wrathful girlfriend did her man right with the whole kit and kaboodle: foundation, highlighter, eyeshadow, false lashes, lipstick and eyebrow make-up.

Stephen eventually woke up, and it didn’t take long before he discovered what Natalie had been up to.

He woke himself up with the long nails and he had half opened his eyes in the mirror. He didn’t think it was himself at first.”

Oh right, I forgot to mention the nails. She gave him fake nails. SHE GAVE HIM FAKE NAILS.

Natalie continued, “He was just shocked and asking what’s happened. I tried to convince him he had come home like that.”

Of course, Stephen got the last laugh, derailing Natalie’s diabolical prank with a simple, and obvious, realization. “It was funny until I got up at 4am to take off the make-up,” he said “I’m actually quite pretty.”

When you’re right, you’re right.