Some of these responses will make you LOL and say “This is me”
What did we do on the internet before Chrissy Teigen? Seriously. Since she became mom to one-and-a-half-year-old Luna, her Twitter account has kept moms everywhere entertained and feeling united.
Last night she took to Twitter to admit she was having a rough day (because toddlers) and asked for everyone to share their own “mean kid” stories after a particularly hard day of momming.
And boy oh boy, did Twitter deliver.
My 5yo daughter called me a pussy the other day.
My 5yo daughter called me a pussy the other day.— Maureen Shaw (@MaureenShaw) September 23, 2017
Oh my God. We’re snorting. SNORTING.
my one year old son tells me no every time I kiss him 😩
my one year old son tells me no every time I kiss him 😩— Bee💋 (@beeboujee) September 23, 2017
Same except I get an added smack to the face
Same except I get an added smack to the face— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 23, 2017
See? Toddlers don’t care who you are. They don’t care that you’re their mom, and you spend approximately 3490583049 hours per day nurturing them with a fierce amount of love. If we dare request a little love in return, *bap.* Face smack.
In case you ever needed a heaping dose of reality, your kids will let you know about yourself better than anyone else.
I have a 14 year old daughter- She says I hate you. I love you. I hate you. #Goodtimes— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) September 23, 2017
Oh hey there, Patricia Arquette.
My 3yo just got right in my face and screamed, "You are over! Mommies are cancelled!"— Elizabeth Licata (@AmbienceChaser) September 23, 2017
You hear that, everyone? MOTHERS ARE CANCELLED.
My 4 year old son asked me why I was putting on makeup and I said "To make me look pretty." He replied "I don't think it's working."— Chutup (@Chutup) September 23, 2017
All moms should just wear paper bags over their heads around their kids, apparently.
I was telling my 11 month old “mama say mama, I’m mama, say mama” and she looked me dead in the face and said “olive” our dogs name— sammy (@sammylynn_) September 23, 2017
OK, that might be our favorite one.
When it comes to excellent online content, Teigen always provides. Earlier this week she was crowdsourcing Twitter for brown bananas to make banana bread, and kept us entertained for almost an entire day. She shuts down trolls better than anyone, and she’s not afraid to take on anything from Donald Trump to her struggles with alcohol.
That’s our favorite thing about her: sure, she’s beautiful and wealthy and famous, but at the end of the day she’s a mom. She’s a mom who deals with the same shit we all deal with. Except she’s goddamn hilarious and we love her for it.