This Disney Villain Jewelry Line Is Delightfully Evil

There’s a new line of Disney villain jewelry and the pieces are a wicked dream come true

Disney princesses are cute, delicate, kind, and can rock large, puffy dresses better than the rest of us. But can we take a second to give a shout-out to the vastly more fun Disney villains? The jewelry brand RockLove decided to pay tribute to these unsung heroes with a line of rings, earrings, and necklaces that are equal parts cute and evil. If you’re more of an Ursula than an Ariel, this one’s for you.

Let’s get this wicked party started with a juicy red apple pendant ($99). It features an engraving of the classic Snow White “fairest of them all” quote and has a delicate green enamel leaf perched on top. #TeamEvilQueen.

While we’re on the topic of Snow White, please say hello to this ruby red dagger heart ring ($85). It features white pavé micro-crystals and will probably scare your children into eating all of their vegetables.

Speaking of evil and cunning, you should probably also consider rocking these Cheshire Cat earrings ($125). They’re solid sterling silver, hand-enameled, and will make you feel all kinds of mischievous. Watch out, Alice.

Also, this Alice in Wonderland Painting the Roses Red ring ($75) is fit for any Queen of Hearts. Because you like your roses painted red, damnit.

As the Queen of Hearts, it’s really best to remind everyone that “all ways here are my ways.” That might be a little too obnoxious to say out loud, so we’ll just let this necklace ($45) do the talking.

Now, let’s head deep into the ocean. This Little Mermaid tentacle necklace ($150) features gold plating, purple crystals, and should exclusively be worn while you sing “Under the Sea” in the shower.

And I guess you might as well get the tentacle earrings ($150) to match.

Sorry, Ariel. We’ll just have to keep your voice trapped in this yellow gold shell necklace ($99) for the time being.

Does all of this make you feel so bad, yet so good? Congratulations. Ursula, the Queen of Hearts, and the rest of the Disney villain gang have officially welcomed you into their lair. It’s gonna be a fun ride.