As if an image of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson bottle-feeding his tiny two month old daughter Jasmine wasn’t cute enough, enter his adorable bulldog… to almost make it unbearable.
Johnson uploaded a video of himself feeding his daughter on Valentine’s Day and you could almost hear the sounds of ovaries exploding everywhere.
“There’s a lot going on with daddy right now,” explains Johnson. Then he mimics his daughter’s voice saying, “I just want milk, Daddy.” Then the camera zooms down Johnson’s leg, where we see his French bulldog licking his leg. Johnson mimics the dog’s voice, too.
Not sure if it’s Johnson himself, or Johnson interacting with the dog, or Johnson interacting with the baby, or what — but I’ve literally never found The Rock attractive until this moment. What the hell is it with men and babies? What is it? It’s like my body is responding in a way I have no control over. The sight of him bottle feeding his baby is releasing some weird hormone into my system that’s apparently been laying dormant until right now. I’m not weird. YOU’RE weird.
It’s science. Women find men with puppies and babies undeniably attractive. I just never really believed it until this moment.