Fat Unicorn Cakes Are Basically The Best Thing Ever

Fat Unicorn Cakes Are Basically The Best Thing Ever

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Fat unicorn cakes exist and they’re glorious

You know that feeling of pure bliss you get when you’ve just eaten a bunch of ooey gooey cake? That feeling of wanting to unbutton your pants and flop down in bed, drunk with happiness?  Well, that exact state of mind has been captured perfectly in edible form. Bakers have been perfecting the Fat Unicorn cake — which is basically a delicious looking cake accompanied  by a chubby little unicorn, gleefully passed out from the sugar rush. It’s almost too hilariously amazing to eat. Almost.

Unicorn cakes are fun, festive, and oh so elegant. They involve lots of pretty, colorful swirls of icing, a delicate golden horn, and the creamiest, rainbow filling you’ll ever see. Fat Unicorn cakes are a little less elegant. They’re kind of like that jovial, crazy uncle you invite over for dinner, who will probably (definitely) get very drunk and fall asleep on your couch. Team #FatUnicorn all the way.

So cute. So chubby. So relatable. I’m equally torn between wanting to hug the baby unicorn and also go to town hard on that blue frosting.

If you’re looking for a slightly more refined, child-friendly option, there’s the below cake creation – which features lots of pretty pink icing, complete with edible gold stars and flowers. Also, our fat unicorn could not look more adorable. Or more sugar dazed.

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Fat unicorn Birthday Cake for my child

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Annnnd there’s also these glorious creations.

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Quien se puede resistir a un unicornio panzoncito y feliz. 🦄🎂💗↔️ Me inspiré en el diseño de @crazysweets.de y @chocofrutasbylissy Sólo que hice unos cambios, los tonos los hice en azules a pedido de la cumpleañera, le agregue unos banderines para el nombre y, una copita dorada 😂 #fatunicorncake #dulcefinaunicorn #cakestudio #cakeartist #unicorncake #dulcefinafatunicorn #unicornlovers #cumplefelizdulcefina #bluecake #spiritanimal #cumplefelizdulcefina #buttercreamcake #instafood #tourquoise #blue #skyblue #sugarartist #pastrychef #lovemyjob #dulcefinateam #sugarartist #dulcefina #celebraencasacondulcefina #cakegoals #peruvianpastry #peru #peruvianfood #peruviancakedesigner #peruvian

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Now, go eat some cake and live your very best Fat Unicorn life possible. Side note: is there any way to buy a unicorn as a pet? Asking for a friend.