We all really needed these flying porta-potties right now
Happy Friday, fam. We know it’s a tough world out there. Many of you may have had long, hard weeks. And so, to help kick off the weekend right, here’s something that will help you forget all your troubles for at least a brief moment. Please observe these two porta-potties taking flight in their attempt to escape this mortal coil. Die laughing. Repeat as needed.
Reports say the flying porta-potties caught some strong winds in Commerce City, Colorado. And so, just this normal thing happened. Both of them launched into the air. And someone was there to capture it on video. Bless.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's….💩
— WMC Action News 5 (@WMCActionNews5) June 14, 2018
Another, slightly longer video shows people running for cover as they’re showered with
a sweet summer rain falling porta-potty juice.
HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lucky no one was killed here…or flung up into the atmosphere!
"Just your typical video of flying port-a-potties as winds picked up in eastern Colorado on Monday."
🎥: Gabriel Flores pic.twitter.com/dOU5sJGweL
— Chris Nelson KIMT (@1ChrisNelson) June 14, 2018
Go ahead and laugh. No one was hurt. It’s fine.
please stop RTing that flying porta potty video i'm going to get fired for laughing so much
— big dumb bi bitch energy (@putarising) June 14, 2018
The real question here, posed by an observant Tweeter, is this: How did the person filming this calmly stand still, as the wind whipped people around and potential porta-potty liquid rained from the sky? How did that person stand so still and stoic and film this for our collective enjoyment? How did that person manage not to laugh at the toilet-induced chaos that was unfolding before them? Where is that person now, and can I hug them?
I don’t know how this camera person stood this still and this close with all that porta-potty contents falling out and whipping in the air around them.
I am so appalled. https://t.co/qpeAjMB8Gv
— Alex Mali (@MAINLYMALI) June 14, 2018
And of course, the internet has jokes about this whole situation. This kind of event is basically what the internet exists for. Thank God for the internet, spreading this much joy and hope in our lives.
just think. you’re sitting there enjoying a nice picnic. the wind picks up. then all of a sudden you’re getting crushed by a porta potty comin from space https://t.co/Nl1DN7ANPg
— Jaycob of the House Geisler (@JaycobGeisler) June 14, 2018
And oh my God, some people added music. What did we do to deserve something this good?
It’s better with the Wizard of Oz music 👠🦁🐯🐻🌪🏡🧙🏻♀️ pic.twitter.com/KlIFiCAzbM— Erick Ramone 🥀 (@Whorenitos) June 14, 2018
It gets so much better with Breaking Free from High School Musical pic.twitter.com/HjOOZdkgbJ— lyam ✵ READ PINNED (@supermeltie) June 14, 2018
In conclusion, no matter how long and difficult your week has been, you can find solace in watching these two porta-potties attempt the escape you’ve been dreaming of. They didn’t make it, but maybe you will. You’re welcome, world.