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21 Gift Ideas For Every Woman Who Loves To Curse Like A F*cking Lady

by Liz Henry
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Because you’re classy AF and do what you want.

1. Every lady you know deserves one.

Etsy.com/BadAssCandles

$21 via Etsy

2. For the lady who likes to wear her affirmations.

$17 via Etsy

3. For the lady who goes hard at the gym.

$29.95 via Feminist Apparel

4. For the lady who puts a lot of shit on her face.

$25 via GirrlScouts

5. For the lady who sparkles like a unicorn and takes zero shit.

$28 via Etsy

6. For the lady who loves a good pop culture reference with her swearing.

$12 via Etsy

7. For the lady all out of fucks.

$14 via Etsy

8. For the lady who likes to drink and swear.

$20 and up via Church and State Wines

9. For the lady who can’t stand shitty people but also likes a pop of color.

$5.99 via Amazon

10. For the lady who swears like a sailor but has to keep it low-key.

$12.99 via Etsy

11. For the balm ass bitch lady in your life.

BlueQ.com

$6.99 via BlueQ

12. For the work-at-home lady who needs the reminder.

OddityMall.com

$26 via OddityMall

13. For the sassy Leslie Knope in your life.

Etsy.com/ShopBumbleandBird

$48 via Etsy

14. For the lady who bathes in male tears.

BlueQ.com

$3.99 via BlueQ

15. For the lady who’s always losing shit.

Etsy.com/DezSVGShop

$10 via Etsy

15. For the Amy to your Tina.

Etsy.com/kayciwheatley

$30 via Etsy

16. For the writer of to-do lists who couldn’t give a fuck-a-doodle-do.

BuyOlympia.com

$12.95 via Buy Olympia

18. For the boss bitch getting shit done.

Etsy.com/BangupBetty

$40 via Etsy

19. For the lady who can never pack light.

$50 via Nasty Gal

20. For the lady who doesn’t see what you see.

Amazon

$9.60 via Amazon

21. For the be-all, end-all way to slay your ladies.

Etsy.com/YeaOhGreetings

$4 via Etsy

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