Because you’re classy AF and do what you want.
1. Every lady you know deserves one.
2. For the lady who likes to wear her affirmations.
3. For the lady who goes hard at the gym.
4. For the lady who puts a lot of shit on her face.
5. For the lady who sparkles like a unicorn and takes zero shit.
6. For the lady who loves a good pop culture reference with her swearing.
7. For the lady all out of fucks.
8. For the lady who likes to drink and swear.
9. For the lady who can’t stand shitty people but also likes a pop of color.
10. For the lady who swears like a sailor but has to keep it low-key.
11. For the balm ass bitch lady in your life.
12. For the work-at-home lady who needs the reminder.
13. For the sassy Leslie Knope in your life.
14. For the lady who bathes in male tears.
15. For the lady who’s always losing shit.
15. For the Amy to your Tina.
16. For the writer of to-do lists who couldn’t give a fuck-a-doodle-do.
18. For the boss bitch getting shit done.
19. For the lady who can never pack light.
20. For the lady who doesn’t see what you see.
21. For the be-all, end-all way to slay your ladies.
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