Bachelorette Hannah Shut Down Luke For Shaming Her For Having Sex

The Bachelorette Epically Shuts Down Idiot Who Tried Slut-Shaming Her

San Francisco Giants v Los Angeles Dodgers
Getty/John McCoy

Hannah smacked down the slut-shaming coming from Luke so fast his head spun

Hannah Brown, this season’s star of The Bachelorette, has finally had it. She’s had it with sexism, double standards, and she’s really had it with one of her love interests on the show (whose name rhythms with Puke). Shit got real on last night’s episode and people are not here for the slut-shaming disguised as faith, least of all Hannah.

Luke Parker is used to digging holes for himself with pretty much everyone on the show but Hannah. She’s kept him around despite his friction with the others, feeling a kindred connection from him since the show’s beginning. Unfortunately, dear Luke dug one too many holes and it appears this one swallowed him alive.

During the Fantasy Suites round of this year’s show, Luke told Hannah (who’d already gone on her overnights with Peter, Tyler, and Jed) he’d like to have a quick “talk about sex.”

Luke, a born-again virgin, then told Hannah if she admitted to having sex with any of the other contestants, he would leave. “If you told me you had sex with one or multiple of these guys, then I’d be wanting to go home, 100 percent,” he said, adding also that she would be hypocritical as a Christian for good measure. As you can imagine, that did not sit well.

“The way that you just said that, why do you have the right to do that because you’re not my husband,” she said. “You’re questioning me, and you’re judging me, and you feel like you have the right to, and you don’t at this point.” But don’t worry, Luke said he was “willing” to work through it if she had “slipped up.” Oh hell, no.

Luke should’ve been picking up what she was putting down at that point but he’s clearly not one to read the situation. “The marriage bed should be kept pure,” reminding everyone (again) that he’s been abstaining for a couple years — after his come to Jesus moment was the result of having banged his way through his entire college campus, as you will remember he outlined in his entrance interview. But sure, Luke, call Hannah a hypocrite. Hannah was understandably not here for any amount of shame whatsoever and neither were fans.