After multiple requests, John Legend finally made it on DILFs of Disneyland’s Instagram page
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try again. John Legend took those iconic words to heart when he made two attempts to be featured on DILFs of Disneyland which – as you might guess from its name – is an Instagram account dedicated to hot dads at Disneyland. It took a little strategic self-promotion, but he finally got his way.
John Legend and Chrissy Teigen recently celebrated their daughter Luna’s third birthday at Disneyland, as you do. It was after their trip that Legend decided he wanted to be considered for the DILFs of Disneyland account. As you do.
First, he posted a picture of himself with his kid and his friend with his kid, alongside the caption: “@mrmikerosenthal and I are submitting this to @dilfs_of_disneyland.” Sadly, no dice.
So, he tried again. This time he went with a shot of himself pushing his daughter in a stroller, looking every inch the DILF. “This is my last, desperate attempt. Your move, @dilfs_of_disneyland,” Legend wrote.
THIS caught their attention. Both pictures quickly went up on the DILF’s Instagram page, along with a formal apology. “John, how could we even make you wait this long… you are the definition of #strollermeat,” the post read.
STROLLER MEAT. OMG.
Okay, so we have a victory, right? Well…not quite. As spotted by @commentsbycelebrities, Chrissy Teigen chimed in to explain that Legend shouldn’t meddle with the system. “@johnlegend you loser you can’t ASK to be a dilf someone else has to submit you for dilfness you desperado!!!”
Alright, but a DILF win is a DILF win. Important side note: if you’re suddenly having a hankering for more handsome men with their kids in the Most Magical Place in the World, head straight to Instagram. Your ovaries just might feel lots of things.
Also, hi Bradley Cooper.
The moral of this story is that John Legend entered the DILF hall of fame, Chrissy Teigen expertly roasted him as usual (she’s always valid in it, you must admit), and we all have a new favorite Instagram account. Triple win.