Langunitas Brewing Company Is Selling Non-Alcoholic Marijuana Brew

Non-Alcoholic Marijuana-Infused Beer Is Here

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Marijuana + sparkling beverage = a very fun summer indeed

Your summer is about to get so, so much more fun (if marijuana is legal in your state). A beer company has released a non-alcoholic brew made out of marijuana and it sounds like a sparkly, bubbly, trippy good time.

Langunitas Brewing Company has invented Hi-Fi Hops, a cannabis-infused sparkling water that promises to get you in a super ~chill~ state of mind. The drink hit California dispensaries in July, and contains either THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) or CBD (Cannabidiol). It rings in at $8 per can and (ding, ding, ding) contains zero calories and zero carbs.

I mean, that’s all fine and good, but does not account for the ton of cookie dough batter that you may or may not consume after drinking said drink.

Non-Alcoholic Marijuana-Infused Beer Is Here

“We’ve often dreamed of hops and their cannabis cousin partying together at the family reunion,” the brewing company said in a statement. “We wanted to bring this party to life in a beverage. It’s high-time that good beer inspired a provocative, yet refreshing non-alcoholic alternative. With a smidge of California sun-grown cannabis in every sip.”

Yup, yup, yup. Ready for all that.

Hi-Fi Hops is an IPA-inspired brew (so, you can basically pretend like you’re drinking alcohol) and the marijuana is evenly distributed so that you’re getting sufficiently high with each swig.

Also, it’s breaking records. “[Hi-Fi Hops] marks the first time a major brewery has successfully and legally been represented in the THC-infused beverage space,” the beverage company noted in its press release. “At its core, Hi-Fi Hops is inspired by our IPA, tastes as refreshing as water  and gives you the chill of sun-grown cannabis.”

Important side note: the drink comes with childproof packaging which means we can all breathe an enormous sigh of relief.

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If you’re feeling a little nervous about getting a bit too high, never fear. There’s two options you can choose from: one with 10 mg of THC and the other with 5 mg of THC and 5 mg of CBD (which is a non-psychoactive found in cannabis).

Plus, you’ll feel the effects quickly, but not for an annoyingly long amount of time.

“Euphoria and cerebral ‘headiness’ are commonly reported amongst Hi-Fi Hops enthusiasts,” the brewing company explained. “Cannabis beverages, in general, tend to have a much faster absorption rate into your blood stream, meaning you will feel the effects much faster but that they will also recede at a quicker rate.”

Head here to find the closest dispensary that sells Hi-Fi Hops. Summer is almost over, and it’s high time that things got a little weird.