“I Want My Mouth On My Friend’s Camel Toe” & 34 Other Mom Confessions
We’re out here, airing our absolutely filthy thoughts and feelings.
You know when you’re a kid and hear about 1950s housewives, all you see is the homemade cookies and aprons and happy kids? Now that I’m a parent, I fully empathize with how repressed and trapped so many of those picture-perfect moms felt — and I think our confessions this week prove other moms do, too. Like, y’all. Nobody held back this week. From the incredibly mundane to the incredibly filthy, a whole lot of moms had a lot to say in Scary Mommy Confessions and they simply could not. hold. back.
Brace yourselves. Pour a glass of wine. Pretend like you’re peeking in on someone else’s group chat. You’ve earned this. (And maybe you’ll find something relatable here, too. Or at least make you feel a little less repressed.)
Scary Mommy Confessions are a tried-and-true part of what makes our site so fun. If you want to anonymously confess, look for our weekly callouts on Instagram. And to browse past Confessions, head here.
I need to stop drinking.
Confession #50333014
Weed saved our sex life.
Confession #54321002
I’m single and lost my libido. I no longer feel like myself.
Confession #54799843
I can’t remember the last time I had a full, belly-aching laugh.
Confession #51116223
Moved to a bigger house bc hubs wanted a garage, but it’s old/ugly. Miss my pretty house.
Confession #54442784
I don’t think my husband likes me or our daughter.
Confession #52773511
I’ve lost the joy of parenting. The burdens & worries now outpace everything (ages 6-12)
Confession #50997214
16 weeks pregnant. BF left me 4 weeks ago and I’m secretly relieved but also so angry
Confession #52813942
I blame everything on perimenopause, even if it’s not lol
Confession #51001000
I’m so tired of my husband being a pissy little bitch when he has to parent alone
Confession #53633777
Starting to get very annoyed by all the mom group chats
Confession #53440165
I hate how much I hate being a parent. I feel like this is not what I signed up for
Confession #50019038
I regret being on the PTA board.
Confession #51000542
I just want to be wanted.
Confession #51717344
Divorced single mom. Lonely and has no hobbies. It sucks.
Confession #50343877
My 8 y/o is terrible! I love my 4 y/o more.
Confession #52990012
I just found out I’m pregnant w/ #2 and terrified about money.
Confession #50023021
My husband treats the dogs better than me and it’s starting to really piss me off.
Confession #50101305
I’ve gone my first week without a panic attack for the first time in over two years!
Confession #50109971
I’m so annoyed with parents who are “too busy” to help with their kids’ activities.
Confession #50449111
Sex with women (as a woman) is so much better than with men!
Confession #53010978
The after school emotional dumps are wearing me down bad!!
Confession #51187214
I really hate how my husband hates all of our extended family. It feels lonely.
Confession #53337128
I want more kids but I’m scared to have them in my 40s.
Confession #54367212
I need to change and am having a hard time with it. I don’t know how to change my habits.
Confession #52002181
My daughter is afraid of her dad and I’m so scared he could turn this against me.
Confession #51333182
My husband’s job makes him in a bad mood all the time.
Confession #51171181
Started HRT and reading smut. Sex drive thru the roof and loving it!
Confession #52228877
My husband’s snoring make him so unattractive.
Confession #51070218
I regret not having a second baby and now I’m too old
Confession #53211111
My husband’s anxiety and depression is about to push me over the edge.
Confession #53110087
No one sees what I do, only what I don’t do! Then ask why I’m always yelling!
Confession #54421010
Kids sports are insane! Your 8-year-old isn’t a professional athlete! Slow your roll!
Confession #50322789
I worry that middle school is going to change my awesome kid for the worst. Why are these kids so ugh?
Confession #50021187
I want my mouth to be on my friend’s camel toe
Confession #54421100
