“I Wish I Had A ‘Ho’ Phase” & 28 Other Mom Confessions
Lean in close, we’ve got secrets to spill.
In the old days, whispered mom confessions included things like telling the person at your work potluck that you actually bought the macaroni and cheese from the grocery store or telling a fellow mom at a playdate that you haven’t showered in two days. Now, the confessions from moms just like you are a little... deeper. Whether it’s life dealing us some tougher hands than it used to or simply having the guts to get a little more vulnerable than we ever did before, the moms are always ready to confess it all. From affairs to issues with kids to just being so damn tired, every mom can find something relatable in these Scary Mommy Confessions.
So grab yourself something to drink — a glass of wine, herbal tea, a CBD sparkling beverage — and settle down to read these confessions. These moms are just like you — struggling to get to basketball practice on time, overwhelmed by the phrase “meal prep,” absolutely exhausted by school emails — and they’ve got secrets. Give them a listen.
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Broke my leg and realized how useless my family is without me.
Confession #52133014
My brother-in-law turned my sister against me, and there’s nothing I can do.
Confession #50000002
I was granted emergency full custody of my kids last week! But now I’m so tired!
Confession #51044243
My husband was gone yesterday, and I spent all day in bed reading.
Confession #50892993
Starting to feel more connected with my husband after he apologized for years of pressure.
Confession #53221090
Recently divorced, no sex in 13 months... just want a fling!
Confession #50123575
Some days I hate my husband.
Confession #50197914
I’m starting the process of divorce from my alcoholic husband.
Confession #50212178
I find it relaxing when my husband and I are giving one another the silent treatment.
Confession #51013360
I’m so sick of hearing ‘do your own research.’ Random Google searches don’t count!
Confession #52897107
My 19yo is spending a week with his dad, and it’s been BLISS.
Confession #53431765
I hate my son’s GF and the person he’s becoming.
Confession #51197938
I had a miscarriage last week, and I am beyond devastated.
Confession #51030042
My husband is a furloughed fed, and it’s so stressful. And I wish he’d do a chore or two.
Confession #51418344
When can I have a weekend where there isn’t anything to do!!
Confession #50100177
I want to start a GLP-1 but afraid of the stigma.
Confession #52111924
I miss my side dude that’s in prison, except he doesn’t know he’s the side.
Confession #50110700
I wish I had a village everyone talks about.
Confession #50134845
I’m so tired of being tired all the damn time.
Confession #50492271
My daughter tried to k*ll herself two months ago and is acting like nothing happened. I’m so angry.
Confession #50170011
Perimenopause sucks. I’m know I’m being a bitch at times, but I literally can’t help it.
Confession #50001978
Waiting to feel ‘normal’ again after battling breast cancer.
Confession #51011184
Scared to reduce the frequency of my therapy sessions, but I know it’s time.
Confession #53002128
I just separated from my narcissist fiance and his mother. I’m worried they’re going to weaponize the kids.
Confession #54749412
I’m seeing my parents getting older and it breaks my heart. I’m scared of a life without them 💔
Confession #52111281
I wish I hadn’t settled down. I wish I had a ‘ho’ phase. Married and body count is only 1. I’m CURIOUS!
Confession #50635311
I miss my affair partner. It had to end, but I miss him.
Confession #50392987
I’ve been faking my Os with my husband since my daughter was born four years ago.
Confession #50433387
I pretend I don’t notice the kiddos watching YouTube. I hate the platform but will take the two minutes of peace.
Confession #53439932
I absolutely detest the whole dinner, bath, bed routine. It is crushing my spirit.
Confession #50428891
