Breastfeeding shamer gets a face full of milk from pissed off nursing mom
When a mom is shamed for breastfeeding in public, there are a variety of ways she could handle it. But after hearing this story of a mother squirting breast milk in someone’s face after being told to go “somewhere private” to nurse, it’s hard to think of a more appropriate (or totally savage) response.
Accoriding to an anonymous post on the Dartford Gossip Facebook page, a woman was upset after her child and husband were exposed to a breastfeeding mother at the park. The horror.
She opens with, “To the lady [at] Dartford park who thought it was appropriate to breastfeed her baby whist [sic] my child and very easily distracted husband sat near by.”
Oh. My. God. So, you mean to tell me a grown man possibly saw a sliver of breast? A man who is probably familiar with boobs judging by the fact that he has a child and has presumably seen at least one woman naked? Sorry your gross husband can’t quietly avert his eyes when presented with the sexy sight of a nursing mom’s boob. Sounds like that’s on him not her, bitchy cakes.
She then explains her ballsy request and the mom’s absolutely perfect reaction. “I don’t think it was necessary for you to react the way you did just because I asked you to go somewhere private, telling me to fuck off and squirting me with your boobs was incredibly uncalled for. I hope you are ashamed of yourself!”
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the mental picture of a breastfeeding mom in no mood for anyone’s shit who literally turns her breast into some kind of weapon? It’s poetic justice of the very best kind. You shame a nursing mom? Milk in the eye for you! And a tidy “fuck off.” Seems more than fair.
Believe it or not, the alleged spray session is not even the best part of this story. This chick was clearly looking to garner sympathy after being baptized by the boob but instead, got a lot of people chasing her with internet torches and pitchforks.
Her reaction is not on but why shouldn’t she feed her baby in public? I would have had a few choice words for you if you had asked me to go else where. There is something wrong with people who think seeing someone breastfeeding is inappropriate.
You should be ashamed of yourself! It’s hard enough to breast feed a baby let alone be judged for it in public! If I had to breastfeed my 3 month old in public I would permanently have my tits out! Your easily distracted husband clearly hasn’t seen a pair of tits in a while! Perhaps next time you’re out you should go and eat your dinner in the toilets…….I think not!
I think there’s only one tit worth worrying about in this story and that’s the distracted husband!
You deserve what you got. If you don’t like it don’t look, if you don’t trust you husband deal with it. That woman was feeding her child and you interfered in her life, not the other way round.
Most of the comments are supportive of the breastfeeding mom and many assumed this anonymous meanie was just annoyed that her dope of a husband can’t turn away from the sight of a boob. That may be true. It also might have been slightly inappropriate to squirt breast milk in someone’s face but in this situation? It sounds warranted.
Breast milk warfare might not be the right solution for moms facing this kind of bullshit, but it’s hard to deny how satisfying it is to hear about. Maybe there’s hope that the internet’s reaction could cause this ridiculous woman to reevaluate her stance on public nursing.
Either that, or risk another milk attack from a mom on the edge.
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