The Badges of Motherhood
Motherhood is a series of unfortunate events that bonds women together in the most thankless and revolting job on earth.
Ok, so it’s much more than that, too, but the unfortunate events are definitely part of the universal experience.
Whoever a mother is — whether she’s Angelina Jolie or the teen mom at the grocery store checkout — I feel an instant bond with her, knowing we’ve both dealt with a puking kid in our bed or feverish baby at the most inopportune time.
I was in Girl Scouts for a brief time, and I acquired a snazzy collection of merit badges to brag about my accomplishments like practicing athleticism with purpose and volunteering for a good cause. I’m thinking of finding that sash and slapping on some badges that I’m really proud of: The badges of motherhood.
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