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It Is Your Lucky Day, Folks: Official Scary Mommy Merchandise Is Here

by Samantha Angoletta
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Are you proud to be scary? If so, you need some Scary Mommy merchandise on your body, on your baby, and in your cupboard ASAP.

We’ve got you covered.

T-shirts

Baby Onesies

And, of course, coffee mugs.

Now you can wear your Scary Mommy pride, and hopefully spot other Scary Moms in the wild. And by the wild, I mean Costco, or the school drop-off line, or the local pub.

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