It Is Your Lucky Day, Folks: Official Scary Mommy Merchandise Is Here

Are you proud to be scary? If so, you need some Scary Mommy merchandise on your body, on your baby, and in your cupboard ASAP.

We’ve got you covered.

T-shirts

Baby Onesies

And, of course, coffee mugs.

Now you can wear your Scary Mommy pride, and hopefully spot other Scary Moms in the wild. And by the wild, I mean Costco, or the school drop-off line, or the local pub.