5 Signs You May (or May Not) Be Pregnant

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Back in my TTC days, (that’s “trying to conceive,” for those of you who may not frequent fertility message boards) I was acutely tuned into my signs of fertility, my menstrual cycle, and particularly any potential early signs of pregnancy. I’m sure I’m not the only person who experienced this heightened level of awareness brought on by a desire to become pregnant, but I always envied those Type B conceivers- you know, those people who said things like, “We’re not trying to get pregnant, but we’re not not trying!” Those laid-back, well-adjusted bastards.

Anyway. I am no longer trying to conceive, but it seems that old habits die hard. Even though I am relatively certain that every 28 days, good old Aunt Flo will be arriving on my doorstep with her shitty mood and suitcase full of junk food, I still manage to convince myself that I simply must  be pregnant.

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Have you ever noticed how similar the early signs of pregnancy are to garden variety PMS? What a joke, especially for those optimistic fertility enthusiasts! Sore breasts? You’re definitely pregnant! Or, you’re about to get your period. You know- one of the two. Back in my days of daily temperature monitoring, I could never tell if my tender boobs were from an actual pregnancy or from me squeezing them every 45 seconds in an effort to determine if they were sore. The old “chicken-or-the-egg” conundrum: pregnancy symptom edition. (Do I keep fondling my boobs because they are sore, or are they sore because I keep touching them?)

It is hard not to fall victim to the pregnancy symptom mirage when you are the type of person who has been religiously monitoring her fertility signs, as I had been doing with each of my pregnancies. I could read my cervix like a psychic reads tea leaves. How could I not notice all these subtle changes happening within my body? Or was it wishful thinking? At any rate, I was certain that when I was no longer trying to get pregnant, I would stop being so preoccupied with potential “early symptoms”. I was wrong.

Here are some of the most vexing “symptoms” that I become aware of on a monthly basis:

1. Nausea. As it turns out, I am vaguely nauseous and slightly hungry a majority of the time. I have forced myself to pay more attention to this condition, and it seems to happen regularly with no rhyme or reason, and during times at which it is physically impossible for me to be pregnant. Maybe I need to have a good colon cleanse or something. Or go gluten-free. Or (shudder) lay off the coffee.

2. Fatigue. Hello? I have two kids, both of whom have the irritating tendency to wake up at dawn. Of course I’m tired. Next!

3. Food/Smell Aversions. I have decided I can attribute this “symptom” to my bothersome and irrational paranoia of food spoilage. Sure, I’ve had food poisoning a few times, but there really is no logical explanation for why I am so vigilant about expiration dates, produce that is disturbingly “flaccid,” and dairy products that smell a bit “off.”

4. Food Cravings. I’m certain that the cause of this condition is my unconscious desire to continue to indulge my thrice weekly post-bedtime cookie ritual.

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5. Mood Swings. Let’s get real- I am always looking for a reasonable explanation for my emotional reactivity, irritability, and weepiness. Pregnancy is just a convenient excuse. (I must be pregnant, or why would I be crying about this horse wearing a jacket? Because you have PMS, idiot.) 

Does anyone else suffer from this monthly lapse of judgment? Surely I am not the only woman who manufactures pregnancy symptoms even when she is trying not to get pregnant! Perhaps I am doomed until I hit menopause, at  which point I will finally stop experiencing these phantom signs of pregnancy. But I fear that even years after my uterus gives up its monthly foray into crying-over-commercials hell, I will still convince myself that those hunger  pangs are really morning sickness.

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Stephanie Sprenger blogs about the imperfect reality of raising young kids at Mommy, for Real. She’s also the co-founder of The HerStories Project, a writing and publishing community for women. Come waste time with her on Facebook and Twitter.

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Lucy 3 months ago

I have a feeling I’m pregnant, one my period is late and then I have all the symptom’s of pregnancy. It feels like my period is coming kind of but isn’t. We have been trying for along time now. I haven’t took a test yet, can someone please respond back ASAP!!!! My period come’s every34 days on time and I just need advice please and thank you.

Kim 4 months ago

Well i think im pregnant

Kim 4 months ago

I am kinda scared my boyfriend said he did not cumm but i know for a fact he did before we had sex the other day i had not had sex for 2 almost 3 years i am happy if i am prego but it will be my first

Gabs 4 months ago

Thankyou for this! I am in the middle of a scare (want to be, don’t want to be, i don’t know!) and I am seven days away from my period. Lo and Behold! I am slightly crampy, teary, and have broken out…My alcohol aversion has clearly seemed to dissipate (pass more wine) and I happily hoed into a burger and fries today (clearly no food aversion) and all these symptoms are typical PMS….Spending hours on the chat rooms left me in an anxious puddle of confusion (despite 6 negative pregnancy tests) and I was obsessively trying to calculate the last 6 months of my cycle. Yep, I have the propensity for anxiety, and I have noticed that although there were some beautiful stories on the chat boards and there is clearly a presence of supportive, kind women (which was so nice to see) they were not for me. There was an internal niggle that I knew I wasn’t pregnant, but thinking about all the symptoms and hearing the relentless positive “yes! nausea and cramps, I think you’re pregnant!” really, genuinely, made me think I was. I am so intune with my body & have always relied on instinct, but wow, it was so easy to get swept away with what are a handful of normal, explainable symptoms. Thank you for this, I love real talk.

Lourdes 5 months ago

I am so glad i found this. I am currently going through this right now. I am 24 years old and me and my fiance have been together for 5 years and are ready to have a child. Unfortunately month after month nothing is happening and I am being to feel really discouraged. We are both well established so we just want a little bundle of joy to make us complete. I wake up every morning feeling very very nauseous, my boobs hurt when i touch them, my mood swings are OUT OF THIS WORLD, i have been peeing more than usual and i am so very exuasted. But this has happend before and i dont want to get my hopes up :(. My cyle is due in about 2 days and while I am trying to stay optomistic and believe that this is finally it theres big doubt in the back of my mind. But reading your post did really put a smile on my face so thanks :)

tabby 5 months ago

All. The. Time. Doing it now. Ttcing, and I’m only 6 dpo, been sick two days in a row, MUST be pregnant! Super fatigued! MUST be pregnant! Even though I KNOW nothing should be happening for nearly another week!

Nathalie 7 months ago

I’ve been wondering about that too. Constantly. Like, almost obsessing. What’s making it worse is that, though I can’t rightly remember, I’m pretty sure I got my menses back after 10 months with my first. My second is now almost 13 months, and I’m still period free. My previous pregnancies were both relatively asymptomatic (except for the no period part), so I keep thinking “What if I’m just having a really awesomely easy pregnancy and I don’t know it? There is that one time DH didn’t use any protection, 4 months ago.”
I know it’s irrational, that would make me 18 weeks and not showing (or barely showing) on baby #3. It’s stupid, but I can’t help it :)

Amber 7 months ago

Ok ladies I need some help here.
So last month I had a bladder infection, gross, I know. Well it was so bad that I started bleeding like a period but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a period. Anyways, I got antibiotics but the doctor said my BC will not work will the antibiotics. I started taking the antibiotics and decided to stop taking my birth control cause they weren’t going to work. Dumbest move right?! Anyway! I stopped bleeding January 4th that’s a long time to bleed. I didn’t get back on the pills till about a week to two weeks later my infection was gone and my fiancé and I had sex many times unprotected and he finished inside of me many times. Well now that it’s about that time for my period to come it’s not coming. I am moody like no other. My boobs don’t hurt but my nipples do. I have slight period cramps that come and go all day. I wanna eat EVERYTHING. My skin is breaking out like crazy. I’m so TIRED! I get a slight headache here and there. I have takin two pregnancy tests and they both have said negative. No spotting so I don’t know what’s going on. Help girls!

Austin 8 months ago

My friend had sex with a condom on about a week ago, and the girl he had sex with is saying she might be pregnant and she thinks so because, she has been pregnant before. She says she has symptoms of dizziness and basically a lot of the symptoms of being pregnant

Kathy 8 months ago

I’m trying to get pregnant the last couple of months with no success and i swear that all those times right before my period I kind of feel I was pregnant… Every little thing felt like a pregnancy symptom to me. Lol!! I feel silly specially When I get disappointed each time.

Kate 8 months ago

Yes! Omg I love and needed this. Thank you for making me feel a little more normal and less alone on this..”Because you have PMS,idiot” lmao. I tell myself that all the time. Love this article.

elsa 9 months ago

Hi. I’m Elsa from Philippines. i have this problem of mine. about not so sure of pregnancy. Im 19 and still virgin. YES, definitely still a virgin. This problem of mine start when me and my boyfriend do something, I’m not ready to give up my virginity so as to satisfy him we do this thingy , he ejaculate outside of my V, when I got home I searched to the internet if a person can get pregnant without having sex? :'( then a lot of website saying that Yes a person can be pregnant without having sex. :( (you know what I mean). After reading a lot of stories of people got pregy without having sex got me nervous and lead me to panic. Until now im still nervous and in panic state. :'( I cry after reading …1 day of crying didn’t lose a little panic in my body.
then after that night symptoms of pregnancy hit me. ;( im not really sure if im pregnant . i dont want to be pregnant:'(.. i didn’t try to use a PT because im scared – what if the Pt result is Positive or what if Negative? Im really scared.. What Should I do ma’am?
according to my research high doses of Vitamin C can lead to a miscarriage .. So until now im still drinking 4000 dosage of vitamin C everyday, :'( but the symptoms of pregnancy like burping, blood spot/browny spot, stomach cramp.. headaches and moody sometimes .. my last period is last November 18- and we did that thingy after my menstruation Last nov 22. and im expecting my period discoming dec 18. :'( what should I do? Am i pregnant ? I cant go to hospital because I have no Money my family is poor and im scared that my mom will know and get her disappointed. In my case pregnancy is not allowed in my religion until not yet married. please advise me what should to do just to prevent this… please? :(

karen 10 months ago

Four and a half months ago I had a miscarriage. Ever since my periods have been all over the place. Yesterday we were at a family dinner party and I was so nauseous I ended up in the toilets for half the night. I cant eat any cooked food now and this is not sustainable. I’m so sick of being told this is all in my head. I am not convinced I am pregnant although everyone else is. Is there anything else this could be?

lorie 10 months ago

my gf went to the health dept last monday oct 27th 2014 an took 3 tests all positive so on tues, wed, an thurs she took one each day all negative now today a week later nov 3rd 2014 she has her period a little confused both of us is she not pregnant since aunt flow came to visit an her at home tests were negative?

rachel 10 months ago

Im frightened, since May my period has only come once. Which was in July, I honesty don’t know what to do. I’ve taken pregnacy tests and they all come out negative my breasts hurt at random times. I don’t have the fund’s to go see a doctor and wish not to burden the hospital with something so small as a miss period. I say my stomach has been bothering me at times and dismissed it. Please do not judge because you don’t know what I have been through but I really need advice im only 20

Natacha 11 months ago

Omg! I love it. I wasnt exactly but than I guess i was trying to get pregnant. Well truth be told I have five children the youngest three being 4 1/2, 3 and 2. See they were all pretty much back to back so you could see my paranoia in why im not pregnant again. Fyi…NEVER EVER use protection. But now i got my period but still have nausea, food aversions, headaches, backaches,heartburn,acne. These things are all new to me considering i dont ever have pms symptoms except for sever cramping first day of cycle. So im obssed and will continue to be obssesed checking to see if im pregnant.

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I am currently going through that now. A few months ago I had a lapse in judgment. I know I am not the only one and now 2 months later, almost 3 months later I am scaring myself into thinking I am pregnant. I have been playing with the boobs not sure if they are sore from pregnancy or from my squeezing them to see if they are sore. I think I see vains through my boobs a sign. I have gained some weight and I have been sucking in my stomach which has now currently made my stomach muscles hurt. I can’t de stress. I have two already. One is on the spectrum and I have a tough time with him and I don’t need another child. I had my period recently but I worried it was implantation bleeding. I am afraid to take a test for fear I am pregnant. We are always so good with BC but our last vacation in June we almost slipped up completely. I need to calm down because it will be what it will be. Just praying for a different outcome. I did this to myself a few years ago. I loved your post. I smiled at all the similarities in my life!!!!!! THANK YOU! Can someone please make me feel better. I have no symptoms. =)

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Well I’m having slight cramping and I got nauseous today for the first time in a while my boobs are tender last week they were itchy. I’m confused because my boobs get tender before I stay my period but never itchy and I’m never nauseous having lots of gas also I normally don’t have it’s the 18th of August my menstrual isn’t due till the 23rd so I guess I’ll wait it out I’ve also be r n urinating more then often wish me luck ladies!!!

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Hi steph! Glad to read this blog. I kept having negative in my pt for the past days but i can’t get away from food cravings and getting hungry almost every hour. My period is 16 days due already. Instead of a period, i had this 2 weeks of brown discharge and lower back pain and sometimes cramping. And last 2 days ago, i thought i’ll be having my period because there was a drop of blood and that’s it.
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I had u/a and cbc and got no infection.
Can anyone help explain to me what i’m going through right now? Please.
If ever i’ll be, this will be my first.
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Sjoe!!!! I am a mother of two teenagers my husband has twoo as well but we are trying to get one. He always predict that I am pregnant and will also get the signs but damn Aunt Flo pop up and I will be very upset

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I think what is worse is when you are trying to get pregnant for the first time. I have no idea what it is like to be pregnant and so I am always wondering every month if I am truly pregnant. I get myself worked up trying to convince myself and I will even take the test but it ends up negative. It would be nice to finally have a positive test but I know everything will happen in it’s own time.

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i married my gf 2 month ago….every time i used condoms!but suddenly my wife told me that she hadn’t period last 3 months rightfully…sometimes it happens,sometime not….but when we did first time sex since then her period is permanently stop…is she become pregnant?

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I have a very irregular cycle. I am not trying to get pregnant. I’m 40 years old! However, over the last year, at least 2 weeks prior to Aunt Flo coming to visit, my nipples get really sore, I get nausea, and have food cravings. Never fails!

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I’m 34and my cycle went off January 31 and I got inseminated February 5 to the 9 but its now February the 22 my cycle is due the 26 or the 28 I have no sign of pms and I test and it was negative I had a urinary tract infection is their a chance I could still be pregnant please help.

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for the past 3 months my period has been over 2 weeks late, this month i only had my period for 3 days. both of these are very un usual for me.ive been getting symptoms like sore boobs,food cravings,mood swings,frequent urination, fatigue, senstive smelling. id eventually thought that i could be pregnant because i dont know any other reason why this could all be happening . however out of the 8 pregnancy tests i did only one was postive and that was the 5th one i took but the 3 after that that i took was negative.

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pregnant. I had all the symptoms of my bleed been due only two weeks
before it actually arrived. Normally these symptoms would only be a day
or two before. Sore boobs, and cramps ( the mood is a good week before)
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have convinced myself I’m pregnant. Even though I have taken about 15
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Still got sore boobs, and feel sick and dizzy. But there is a virus
floating round our house. Kids have all been off it. My logical side,
says don’t be so silly. So why do I continue with this escapade? Who
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Not wanting to get pregnant at all. I have four Children. This month I was late for my bleed. This never has happened before without me being pregnant. I had all the symptoms of my bleed been due only two weeks before it actually arrived. Normally these symptoms would only be a day or two before. Sore boobs, and cramps ( the mood is a good week before) In my quest to try and explain the reasons why this has happened, I have convinced myself I’m pregnant. Even though I have taken about 15 negative pregnancy tests. I almost did not take the morning after pill, after another hiccup (dodgy batch of condoms) as I have convinced myself I’m already pregnant. Even looked up the hook effect ( where woman don’t test positive, due to too higher concentration of hormone) ( The down side of the internet. Little knowledge and all that) Today I even diluted my urine just to see. Seriously getting on my own nerves now. Still got sore boobs, and feel sick and dizzy. But there is a virus floating round our house. Kids have all been off it. My logical side, says don’t be so silly. So why do I continue with this escapade? Who knows? But I just wanted to illustrate, if you want to be pregnant or not how swept away with all this we can get. Paranoia or wishful thinking can play some silly cruel tricks.

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i am 29 no kids! ya never know what the signs mean they are all the same seems like! smh! what ever will we do :(

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No period symptoms breast are swollen mom noticed what do you think?

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Actually I swore this could be so right if I didn’t have unprotected sex with my partner. I just stopped nursing two months ago. I took my ring(nuvo) out for my cycle. At the same time my insurance died. Lucky me:( so ok the stuff stayed up there for days I swear until my two fertilest days! By day nine first it was my boobs, day ten morning sickness in full swing. Two times I barf one when I’m nervous two I’m pregnant. Now it’s the 14 days now barfing after every bloody meal. I believe the 9 month sickness has hit me hard. I can feel the milk filling up in my breast. Damn it!

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lol yes! that is totally me!! even though i have my tubes tied, AND my partner has had a vasectomy!! but still every month that she is even 1 day late, im freaking out!

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I loved your list and YES to #1. Since being pregnant twice I’ve noticed I get nauseous all the time. Sometimes it’s almost like my body gets nostalgic when we drive past somewhere I got nauseous when I was pregnant. Fun times.

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The sore boobs is the one that gets me every time. I’ve never really had sore boobs as a PMS symptom but right before I found out I was pregnant, yeesh! It was terrible! So now whenever they get at all sore I am immediately like, “awwww shit!” Also, I’m on Mirena so I never actually get my period, which makes me extra paranoid. What if I was and I didn’t know it because I’m not getting my period which lets me know that everything is a-ok!!

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Ha! Well done Stephanie – excellent post and summing up of the ‘chicken and the egg’ conundrum. I often have this :)

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YES TO ALL OF IT! My husband has even started playing the game with me. I went crazy playing “find the smell” in the kitchen a few months ago and he started organizing our finances thinking it meant another one was on the way!

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This is so accurate. Even though I can’t get pregnant again, there have been times when I was tempted to wonder. PMS symptoms are so annoying now.

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Ha! I’m totally with you on ALL of those. It’s like med students who think they have every disease… when you look for something, you find it. Good post Steph!

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I am 49, I have one ovary, fibroids, DH had a vasectomy 18 years ago and I’m on the pill. I still worry.

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Uteruses are just not nice when they should be! Many moons ago when I got off birth control after being on it for years, I freaked out when I ovulated for the first time because I hurt so bad I thought I had appendicitis!

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I’ve always found that constipation was my first pregnancy symptom followed by cervical cramping (feels different that regular cramps). Usually these symptoms show up within three weeks of conception.
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I am 47, had my tubes tied and use an IUD because of bleeding (sorry TMI!) yet I still have thought, could I be? Lol! Great post!

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I was one of those “we are not, not trying” types :) I got pregnant on the first month all three times of not not trying. Pretty crazy and quick!!

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Amberia 2 years ago

That’s basically the story of the first year of my sex life. Apparently it’s not entirely unusual when you first start having sex for your body to have weird hormonal fluctuations that cause your period to be delayed.

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Dana 2 years ago

Once measures were taken to prevent any more pregnancies (by choice!) – my body and mind amazingly relaxed and exhibited no more maybe-pregnant symptoms. Except for the food cravings – I don’t think I’ll ever get rid of those. Great post Stephanie!

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I can soooooo relate! Since my period is more elusive than a ninja most months, it’s always a fun game to play. Oh crap, did I somehow get pregnant? Because I think I kind of feel a little bit pregnant. ANd since my PMS symptoms LOVE to stretch out into weeks, it makes it doubly fun. Damn body, decide what the hell you’re doing!

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Yes! This is so me and that’s exactly what happened last month. I took a test before my husband got home, just to tell myself my period was coming and when it turned positive, I was in absolute shock!!

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This is awesome. You forgot bloating and constipation however. It’s embarrassing how many pregnancy tests I have taken for those “symptoms.” Which I have been experiencing on and off since I was like 10.

Melissa 2 years ago

#5 made me laugh SO hard! I too fall victim to this month after month. Until you’ve been pregnant, you just can’t know how similar the symptoms are. I buy bulk pregnacy tests on eBay (the same as in the Drs office) and use approx 5 per month awaiting my regularly-irregular period.

Stasha Hood 2 years ago

Oh my goodness! I laughed so hard while reading this that I actually sprayed spit all over the laptop monitor. The bit about flaccid produce caught me off guard.

Yana 2 years ago

OMG! were you writing about me? I have all of the above symptoms every friggin month! And it’s so hard since we are trying to conceive..I am happy and upset every month these days:( This is unbelievable… Thank you for this post, I am so happy I am not alone in this:)

Lisa @ The Golden Spoons 2 years ago

At his point, I think I would literally pass out if I really thought I was pregnant. However, I definitely experience the cravings, mood swings, and fatigue every month!

Katie 2 years ago

OMG!!! I check when I pee, too! Gross, I know…but it’s part of the obsession! It takes you over!!!!!!! Gah!

Danielle Hawthorne 2 years ago

You mean it's not just me? I'm not alone!

Athena 2 years ago

Same thing for me for years – stress over whather I was/wasn’t pregnant delaying my period. I’d keep a stock of pregnancy tests just so I could make my period hurry up when it was late (it would almost always start a few hours after I took the test). It worked like a charm until last January when I did my usual hurry up test and found out I was actually pregnant. I think I sat there stunned for about 5 minutes after the results popped up. Not excited or worried, just stunned because I was so used to having convinced myself I was pregnant and then getting a negative.

Katie VanderWal 2 years ago

This article could not have come at a better time in my life. We have been trying to conceive for over 5 months to no avail. It's the same story every freaking month…cramps, nausea, food aversions, moodiness…I Google every symptom and then systematically become disappointed when the damn test turns out to be a big fat negative…I drive myself (and my husband) bonkers every month. And every time I get my period, I tell myself: "Myself, this month we are not going to obsess over it." And just like that, once the 2 week wait commences, I obsess over it! Thanks for the read! Made my day. Now to go Google: "Pinches and pokes in uterus at 13 dpo." :-)

Hillary 2 years ago

I find myself in the same boat! I would love to add another baby to the mix but my husband doesn’t feel the same way. So, until he gets the big V, I’ll keep hoping that that pre-period boob tenderness is heralding the arrival of something other than a period.

Shelley @ThatGirlShelley 2 years ago

Yes! I am definitely out of TTC mode but I still have some of those signs from time to time.

Karen Blair 2 years ago

Oh Lord, right on the money, although I hate to admit I'm one of those "I'm not trying, but I'm not not trying" fertile turtles. Pregnancy tests are bought every single month (THANK the Lord for the 88 cent ones at WalMart) until DH decides to get that vasectomy he's been promising since my youngest was born, he's almost two. What a shocker this month when, SURPRISE! number three is on it's way. Needless to say DH finally went into the doctor's three days after a positive test.

Jessica Smock 2 years ago

I had sort of the opposite problem, Steph, when we were deciding to get pregnant. I had gone for my entire life without one pregnancy scare so I was convinced that I might not be able to get pregnant. Even after I missed my period and took a pregnancy test (positive), I was still in denial. When I went to the doctor to confirm the pregnancy, she laughed at me when I kept saying things like, “Well, if I am pregnant…” I started feeling nauseous and tired all the time, and I STILL kept thinking to myself that it might not be true.

Meredith 2 years ago

I do this all the time and PANIC! Call me next time and we can freak out together 😉

Emily 2 years ago

These “phantom” pregnancy symptoms are all so true! I had another one too for a few years…I could swear I felt kicking in my abdomen!! I know, that’s weird, but after carrying 3 little kickers 3 separate times over the course of 6 years, it was a symptom that stayed with me for a while….great post!

Anita @ Losing Austin 2 years ago

I go through the same thing! We aren’t planning to have any more, have good BC, and yet I still get that *uh oh* feeling quite often. While we were trying, I’d had that so often that I finally took the successful pregnancy test in a gas station bathroom, because I’d finally accepted that I wasn’t really experiencing pregnancy symptoms, and it turns out I was. So I’ll forever remember that gas station bathroom!

Kristi Campbell 2 years ago

Stephanie,
This is great and congratulations for being over here on SM! So cool. Hilarious post and you are not alone. I, too, seem to suffer from being “vaguely nauseous and slightly hungry” ALL OF THE TIME. What’s up with that anyway? Ugh. There was one month when I thought we were “trying but not trying.” I thought I was hoping that I’d “accidentally” become pregnant. When I thought I actually might be? TOTAL panic, friend. Total. Panic. Whew. That was like being 17 all over again – embracing the period!

Jenn @ Mommy Needs A Martini 2 years ago

Every. Single. MONTH. I can no longer get pregnant, medically, but I still go down this list every 28 days!

Menopausalmother 2 years ago

This is so funny and it brings back a lot of memories. Oh gawd I remember going through this trickery every time I was trying to get pregnant. Not to be gross, but every time I’d go to pee, I’d check…and check… to see if there was a drop of period blood and prayed there wouldn’t be IF I wanted to be pregnant. And yes, checking the boobs every couple of minutes to see if they were tender–well, Of COURSE they were tender from being squeezed so much!!!

Andrea 2 years ago

ME TOO!!!! Plus I have been going through menopause before we were finished having kids. And I’m so sorry to tell you this but you still get the symptoms if not the visit from Aunt Flo! I KNOW I’m not pregnant but my boobs are sore, or I’m nausous. And the disturbing thing it’s not the same symptom every month so you then think oh I must be pregnant b/c I didn’t feel this way last month! Oh one of the many joys of being a woman! It’s better than being a man I suppose! LOL

Guerrilla Mom 2 years ago

I totally understand. I went through this just about EVERY month in the 2 years we spent trying to conceive. It drove me crazy!

Debbie 2 years ago

I’m sorry you are going through this every month. I would say you either are secretly hoping to be pregnany or scare to death that you might be.
What ever the reason life to to short to stress ourselves out. This is a habit that you need to STOP!!! Just kidding, but it is a habit.

When you start thinking about it, try thinking about something else.
Tell your self that this is a habit you are going to stop.

If you like this habit keep it up, after all the touch of the boobs can be fun, but i would start having my hubby do the touching and telling him if it hurts. Sounds like more fun!!!

Crystal 2 years ago

I’m pregnant with our fifth and LAST child. My mood swings this time around have been off the charts. Seriously. I’m one step away from all out Lara Croft. My family is considering moving into a hotel until after the baby is born! :) Great post! You made me smile this morning.

Janine Huldie 2 years ago

I think we all do this at least once a month around this time of the month. About 6 months ago, I had a stomach virus for about a week and felt literally the same way I felt with both of my girls when I was pregnant with them. Thankfully, it turned out to be just a stomach bug, but damned if I was freaking out just a bit!!

Tinne from Tantrums and Tomatoes 2 years ago

Yup, my tell tale ‘hurrah you are pregnant’ sign was dizzyness and feeling faint.
I felt the overly familiar faintness last Saturday and immediatly panicked until it occured to me thatit was 1pm and that I hadn’t eaten since 5.30 am…
A sandwhich quickly cured both fear and dizzyness.

Nelma 2 years ago

YES! I’m currently going through an ultra paranoia stage at the moment! Haven’t had a period since Mother’s day, boobs hurt, nauseous, exhausted, mood swings, junk food cravings, heartburn and “a weird abdominal tickle.” Am I pregnant? Well, according to 3 pregnancy tests – nope! Just paranoid and I’m guessing that the stress of thinking I might be pregnant (just gave birth in December) has shut down my system! But – besides the recent lapse in menses presence – I am constantly convinced I am pregnant. 9 times out of 10 I’ll take a test and end up getting my period the next day. So no, you are not alone! 😀