Scary Mommy

So I gave up trying to stay awake during an episode of anything.

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I love you Claire Underwood, but you put me to sleep like a baby. Literally there are days when the show credits lull me to sleep before the opening scene even starts. There used to be more of an internal struggle – fight it, stay awake, follow the storyline. But now I’m pretty much like, this b*tch is tired and these eyes are closing. Watch me. Goodbye pre-kids life, it’s been real.

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