'Hocus Pocus' Gifts For Your Entire Squad

by Team Scary Mommy
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Get ready to channel the ultimate spirit of Halloween with these Hocus Pocus gifts

If you haven’t started prepping for Halloween, let me give you a suggested to-do list. Buy candy corn in bulk, figure out the least time-consuming costumes, and re-watch Hocus Pocus for the one millionth time (that one is mandatory). Want to take it to a whole other level? Amazon is selling a bunch of Hocus Pocus-themed goodies and they’re pure 90’s magic. Salem, here we come.

Hocus Pocus Shirt

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Okay, so maybe you don’t really feel like throwing on a witch’s hat when you give out candy this year. You can, however, channel the Halloween spirit with this very cute t-shirt that features colorful drawings of the Sanderson Sisters. Winifred would definitely approve.

“Glorious Morning” Coffee Mug

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Speaking of Winifred, you should definitely be drinking your coffee out of this adorable mug featuring the Hocus Pocus quote: “Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick.” Hey, some days you wake up feeling happy-go-lucky. Other days you just need everybody to go away (except Bette Midler…she can stick around).

Squad Goals Tumbler

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Before there was Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha, there was Winifred, Sarah, and Mary. They were the ultimate squad goals and could do evil witchcraft to boot. Give this one to the Sarah in your life.

Squad Goals Sweatshirt

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Okay, while we’re on the subject of squad goals, can you please turn your attention to this super comfy sweater? It’s got all the best gals on it.

Hocus Pocus Coasters

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Why yes, you will put an evil spell on anyone who doesn’t put a damn coaster under their drink.

“I Put On Spell On You” Tote Bag

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Is there anything quite as epic as Bette Midler singing “I Put A Spell On You”? This tote bag should be given to a friend who needs a little boost of 90’s magic in their life. Or just keep it for yourself. I mean, it’s a little too cute and witchy not to.

“I Smell Children” Doormat

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Is this the most welcoming doormat? No. Should you put it outside your door for Halloween? Yes, yes, and yes.

Eye Notebook

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Yup, you should definitely write your notes, to-do lists, and the like in a notebook that looks EXACTLY like the movie’s spellbook. You’ll get used to the creepiness eventually.

Hocus Pocus Sweatshirt

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It’s getting a little chilly out so you should probably curl up in this super comfy “I Put A Spell On You” sweatshirt. Then go ahead and run around the house yelling AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK.

Now, hop on your broomstick, Hocus Pocus tumbler in tow, and do some witchy damage. Halloween comes but once a year.

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