It’s that time of year again, Mama. Time to grab your faux-snow spray, the string lights, and the most real-looking pine garland you can find, because we’re going to get your house festive AF this holiday season.
From faux Christmas trees to ornaments and stockings, we’ll help you turn your home into a literal winter wonderland. We’re talking flocked pine, candles that smell like Christmas morning cookies, cable-knit stockings, and the warmest, plaidest throw pillows of all time.
Get ready, because we’re about to get serious about Christmas decorating.
Who doesn’t love singing Christmas songs around the holidays? Have family and friends singing around your whole house this year — and we mean every room — with this musical toilet roll holder. Every spin plays a classic Christmas song accompanied by the perfectly pitched toot. It guarantees the most musical holiday you’ve ever had.
Recalling the fond days of all our childhoods, these ceramic Christmas trees were a huge hit last year and we’re thinking that will continue in 2019. These hand-painted ceramic table-top decorations are the perfect addition to your holiday decor. They also go great with your leg warmers and Rubik’s Cube.
Love a good Buffalo plaid look? Us, too. This 4-pack set of pillows comes with farmhouse-style throw pillowcases in the iconic Buffalo plaid that you know and love. They’re warm, cozy, and let’s face it, Instagram-worthy.
If you’re hosting the holidays this year, then start your welcoming holiday right at the door. Before your guests even take their shoes off. It’s a small gesture, but this adorable doormat, available on Amazon, is a cheerful and festive way to make your guests feel welcome.
Guests will send a flurry of compliments your way as they try to figure out if this artificial tree is real. After a few glasses of peppermint Schnapps, it’s gonna start looking really real, believe us. With realistic snow-flocking, this Senjie tree can be used either indoors or outdoors, but the company doesn’t recommend leaving it outside on rainy days. It takes maybe about 4 minutes to set up, so by the end of “Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays” by NSYNC*, you’ll have your tree up and ready for decorating. #Win
If you’re not afraid to decorate with color, then go for this vibrant pom-pom look that’s as appealing to the adults in the room as it is the kids. They’re playful, fun, and most importantly, Mama, there’s plenty of room for your S/O to cram in all those stocking stuffers you wanted from Sephora.
Keep it simple with some of the most recognizable wintertime characters: a snowman, penguin, reindeer, and of course, Old Nick himself. Sleek and shiny, this mostly white-and-silver design is made with embroidery, so the images really pop and appear three-dimensional. The cloth is durable and safe, so you don’t have to panic about turning the fireplace on while these are hanging above.
Mom, we promise you if you snag these monogrammed stockings from Anthropologie, you might end up wearing them on your feet instead of hanging them along the banister. Don’t they look so comfortable?! With a subtle pom-pom detail and a fuzzy AF finish, these stockings are hand-washable, made from acrylic, and will help you deck your halls with color.
This 24 inch artificial — but impressively lifelike — Christmas wreath features faux pine needles and 50 pre-strung clear lights. It’s suitable for both indoor and outdoor use and at this price, you can hang one on every freakin’ door in your house.
This beautiful, lightweight wreath is a holly lover’s dream. The 24″ wreath can be placed indoors or outdoors.
Got an entryway table or fireplace mantel that needs some holiday decor loving? These mini trees feature snow-dusted branches with pinecones that create an indoor winter wonderland that both kids and adults will love.
Surprise your guests with holiday decor in your bathroom! No one will see this snowman’s face coming but once they get in the washroom, they’ll be pleasantly surprised when greeted by this cutie’s face. Flip the toilet seat up and the snowman gets embarrassed (but still peeks anyway). Kids will think this is hilarious, especially if they love potty humor.
Made with grapefruit and orange essential oils, Fresh Sparkling Snow by Bath & Body Works also features subtle notes of icy melon and winter pine. This BABW candle features three wicks and is made with the highest concentration of fragrance oils, so you’re getting the most saturated scent possible. It’s also made with an exclusive blend of vegetable wax so the candle melts consistently and evenly. There’s nothing more annoying than a wasted candle that burned straight down, leaving half the wax on the sides. Did we mention it literally smells like the first snowfall of winter? It’ll make you want to grab your ice skates and head down to Rockefeller Center.
Made by hand with sustainable materials and practices, you may never find a more perfect Christmas ornament if you’re a Beyonce stan. This “Formation” ornament, made on birch wood, turns any Christmas tree from festive to woke.
With silver bristles, cones, red berries, and 50 clear lights, this 9 foot by 10-inch garland has that classic Christmas look that many decorating mamas know and love. Pinecones, gold lights, and berries? What more could a garland need?
Add some color to your Christmas mantle or staircase with a red berry garland that’s vibrant, authentic-looking, and most importantly, cheap. This rustic-looking evergreen garland is six feet long and can be draped across anything: a railing, bar, table centerpiece, pews, chairs, mantles, fireplaces, and so much more. It has cascading vine stems and a spray of large green branches, making it look so real, the local wildlife might actually break into your house to try and forage some berries!
Those silly polar bears are at it again! This time they’re causing havoc creating a cute winter wonderland scene as they slide down the side of an icicle-clad mountain. Kids will love the polar bears’ different ways of sliding — on their bellies, with their hands up, and gearing up for the ride down!
This guy may have been the monster in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, but if you can look past his moody attitude and see the silver (and gold) lining, he’s pretty freakin’ cute. Wearing a Santa hat and holding a gold star, Bumble self-inflates in mere seconds and deflates easily for no-hassle, year-round storage.
Switching out throw pillows is such an easy way to elevate your holiday decor. This vibrant, merry design is from Rifle Paper Co.’s collaboration with Anthropologie and it brings holiday cheer to literally any chair, couch, or bed. While The Nutcracker can sometimes feel dated, this pillow art puts a modern spin on the classic holiday tale, and not gonna lie, we kind of love it.
If the advent calendar was the best part of your December as a child, then keep the tradition going. This wooden advent calendar is crafted in the shape of Santa’s sleigh and features an intricate winter village scene on top. You’ll reuse this advent calendar for years to come and your kids will love, love, love sticking their hands in the boxes to retrieve the day’s prize every morning.
Give an old-school feel to your Christmas tree with these clip-on tree lights that look like candles. With a static light effect and 50 warm white LEDs, you’ll be feeling Tiny Tim/Ebenezer Scrooge vibes whenever you light up the tree.
White lights are one of the most popular sets come Christmas time. They’re sleek, they’re timeless, and you never really get bored of them. Right? This set is certified for outdoor use, as it’s UL approved and doesn’t get overheated. Lights can be programmed to do combination, waves, sequential, slogs, chasing/flash, slow fade, steady on, or twinkle/flash lighting. Basically, anything you want. Oh, and did we mention that they are rain and snow-proof?
This holiday, that little twinkle you get in your eyes will be coming from this twinkle window curtain string light. Creates a warm glow indoors or outdoors when you hang it over your room curtains. Measures 6.6ft x 9.8ft for maximum twinkle-ness.
We rarely use the word “stylish” when it comes to outdoor light-up holiday decorations, but this trio of reindeer aligns nicely with whatever classy Christmas theme you’ve decked your house in. With a total of 210 incandescent clear lights pre-attached to the natural brown frames, these reindeer shine with beautiful details including tall antlers, snow-dusted frames, and glowing clear lights that look — dare we say “stunning” — after dark.
Going for a “majestic” and “elegant” dinner table theme this holiday? This reindeer stag centerpiece will do the trick. From his meticulously carved fur to his silver collar and felt holly sprig in green and red, he’ll keep watch over your Christmas feast with a look of nobility and grace.
Plus you can throw napkin rings on his antlers for fun later on in the evening.
If you’re not a fan of National Lampoon Christmas Vacation, are you even a fan of Christmas? Deep thoughts to ponder while you find the perfect spot in your house to showcase this hand painted light-up replica of the Griswold house. Start making memories!
Even if it’s not cold and snowing where you’re celebrating the holidays this year, you can still look out on a white Christmas with this snowflake window decal set. The price for 272 pieces is unbelievable and lets everyone in your house to get in on the action of decking out your windows. (Even your toddler who will wind up sticking them on the wall.)