Nothing feels better during the holiday season than nailing the perfect gift for everyone on your list. The look on the face of your giftee when she rips through the wrapping paper or peers into the darkness of a gift bag that says, “Holy shit, you totally know me.” Truly priceless.
And if you’re shopping for someone who would use expletives to express their gratitude for Christmas presents, the Scary Mommy Shop is the place to do it. Since 2018, we’ve been building a catalogue of new and cool brands (mostly women-owned) that align with the point of view, passions, and mission of Scary Mommy.
From sweary candles to badass mugs to clothes that speak her mind without saying a word, this collection of curated gifts is sure to bring a tear to her eye and a “You f*cking shouldn’t have!” to her lips. You’re welcome.
Breathe in the zen oozing from this candle the next time you feel like throwing away every toy you trip over on your way to getting coffee.
Remind yourself of your royal status the next time you’re cleaning up a diaper blowout in the back seat of your car.
Need a mantra? Here’s one to put on repeat the next time a fight breaks out at the dinner table over which Fortnite characters are the coolest.
Yes, it’s a cliché. Doesn’t mean it’s not true.
Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.
This tag makes it perfectly clear what your gift should be used for.
Instead of yelling all the time (because sore throats), hang this up on the wall and point to it silently with a menacing look on your face the next time your kids get rowdy. Maybe do that ‘I’m watching you’ thing with your fingers, too.
Think of the toughest, meanest, baddest person you know. Now think of the one person they’re afraid of. Yup…it’s their mom. We’re all badasses. Don’t mess with us.
There’s a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.
Being the hashtag BestMomEver is hashtag LifeGoals! Aaaaand then reality hits, and the bar lowers a little erryday. It’s fine. Just remember, there’s always someone out there screwing it up even worse than you are!
Just keepin’ him on his toes.