'Vanderpump Rules': Jax And Brittany Finally Get Married

‘Vanderpump Rules’: Jax Taylor Acted Insufferable At His Own Wedding

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Hooters girls, Lance Bass, and 60 bottles of vodka: Jax and Brittany’s wedding finally aired on ‘Vanderpump Rules’ — and it was something else

Fellow Vanderpump Rules viewers, rejoice! We’ve finally arrived: It’s the day of Jax and Brittany’s wedding in Ver-Sales, Kentucky, and this wedding truly had it all.

We not only got a glimpse of Lisa Vanderpump’s impressions of Jax and Brittany…

(Not as good as James “The White Kanye” Kennedy, but we’ll still take it.)

…and Randall “taking a nap” with Beau…

But we also saw a whole lot more of officiator and *NSYNC-er Lance Bass (and his brief at-the-altar dance)…

…as well as a random and weirdly highlighted appearance of Larry Birkhead, former partner of the late Playboy model Anna Nicole Smith and, apparently, friends of Jax and Brittany…

…and, as Danny Pellegrino pointed out, an ASMR moment at the far end of the bridesmaids line.

The wedding had its fair share of highs, prompting even Jax “I’m not the crier; Sandoval is the crier” Taylor to shed a few tears.

Jax and Brittany’s vows were even mildly entertaining as we were reminded, once again, that they both really love Friends and that they’re both Hooters fans (especially Jax).

“Jason, I have been absolutely crazy about you since the first day that we met,” Brittany started her vows. “You’re my best friend, my love, and my whole world. Even though we can be very different at times, we balance each other out, and you make me feel whole. We love so many of the same things, like Kingsley and Monroe [their dogs], Hooters, and, of course, Friends. I can’t wait to see you as my husband, and I already know you will be the most incredible father. You have made me the happiest girl in the world, and I love you so much, honey. You’re my lobster.”

As for Jax, he said during his vows that Brittany made him the “happiest, luckiest man alive,” and that it’s not because she loves Friends as much he does.

“You walked into my life four years ago with that big, beautiful smile and Southern accent, then you introduced yourself, and told me you bartended at Hooters. My jaw dropped, and I said, ‘I have to marry this girl.’ I’ve never in my life met a more positive, caring, giving woman who literally smiles all day long and just wants everyone to be happy. How could you not want to be with this woman? I love you so much, and I’m so excited to be your husband,” Jax said.

But the wedding also had its fair shares of odd, awkward moments, including a particularly side-eye-worthy moment when Jax revealed he was upset that his mother — someone he did not invite to the wedding — didn’t call him or text him.

“I can’t believe my mom didn’t even text my godmother, nothing,” Jax told Lisa. “That hurts my feelings.”