What If Facebook Got Rid Of Everything That Makes You Crazy?

We all have those days when we cannot bear to see one more smiling, perfect family shot in front of the Eiffel Tower of that friend from nursery school, one more Perpetua-filtered plate of huevos rancheros, one more hashtag-blessed humblebrag. Which is why we’re so delighted that someone has finally come up with a solution for everything that’s wrong with Facebook.

It’s like someone is living inside of our brains. Some of those Facebook posts we’re delighted we’ll never have to see again:

Thanks, Facebook!