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70+ Would You Rather Questions That'll Have You Half-Laughing, Half-Cringing

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Like Truth or Dare, Would You Rather has been a go-to party game for a very long time. It’s one of few party games that don’t change with social media (unless someone records a Q&A and posts it online, for which they deserve to get banned from all parties forever). There’s not much that can change about a game in which everyone has to embarrass and be embarrassed.

Would You Rather is a game of hilarious hypotheticals that can reveal a lot about a person. This game can get deep if you let it, but can also leave everyone rolling with laughter. Not only is it a great way for friends to gain a deeper understanding of one another but a chance to discover if they would rather eat uncooked rice or stale bread. Just when you think you know a person, Would You Rather questions can expose a lot.

So to help you reveal all the nitty-gritty tidbits of your group, we’ve compiled this list of Would You Rather questions.

Clean Would You Rather Questions

  1. Would you rather lose the ability to read or to speak?
  2. Would you rather get drunk from one drink or never get drunk no matter how much you drink?
  3. Would you rather get credit for something you didn’t do or someone else get credit for something you did?
  4. Would you rather all traffic lights you approach be green or never have to queue again?
  5. Would you rather be forced to eat only spicy food or only incredibly bland food?
  6. Would you rather never have to work again without going broke or never have to sleep again without becoming exhausted?
  7. Would you rather only be able to use a spoon or a fork to eat with for the rest of your life?
  8. Would you rather be rich and alone or poor and surrounded by family and friends?
  9. Would you rather have friends who are much smarter than you or friends who are much more attractive than you?
  10. Would you rather sing everything you say or speak every thought you think?
  11. Would you rather take great selfies or take great pictures?
  12. Would you rather your hair all over stopped growing and you never had to shave again or your hair all-over grew twice as fast?
  13. Would you rather your neighbors be noisy or nosy?
  14. Would you rather be a great cook or have a personal chef?
  15. Would you rather have a big, expensive wedding or elope?
  16. Would you rather know everything and be miserable or know nothing and be happy?
  17. Would you rather be really tall or really short?
  18. Would you rather date someone who’s too reserved or someone who’s too outgoing?
  19. Would you rather be wrongfully convicted of murder or commit murder and get away with it?
  20. Would you rather live without the internet or live without AC and heating?
  21. Would you rather be more respected by your friends or by your family?
  22. Would you rather be in jail for a year or lose a year off of your life?
  23. Would you rather your mother or your father pick your future spouse?
  24. Would you rather eat uncooked rice or eat stale bread?
  25. Would you rather have a nose that’s always running or a nose that’s always blocked?
  26. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
  27. Would you rather have no eyebrows or just one eyebrow?
  28. Would you rather be young and broke or old and rich?
  29. Would you rather fight one-armed man or ten unarmed men?
  30. Would you rather be get trapped inside a video game or have that video game come to life in the real world?RELATED: 75 Slightly Dirty And Fantastically Flirty “Would You Rather” Questions
  31. Would you rather date your celebrity crush by posing as a celebrity or be friends with them as yourself?
  32. Would you rather be feared or loved by all?
  33. Would you rather be a really fast writer or a really fast reader?
  34. Would you rather be a self-made millionaire or marry a billionaire?
  35. Would you rather win unlimited gift cards or win a fixed cash prize?
  36. Would you rather hair that goes grey but always grows, or hair that never goes grey and never grows?
  37. Would you rather only drink vodka or only drink beer?
  38. Would you rather have a weird-looking smile or a weird-sounding laugh?
  39. Would you rather work in a great-paying job that you hate or in a minimum wage-paying job you love?
  40. Would you rather get food poisoning every time after eating your favorite food or never eat your favorite food again?
  41. Would you rather have more time or more money?
  42. Would you rather be able to rewind your life or pause it?
  43. Would you rather be rescued by Batman or Spider-Man?
  44. Would you rather get a really bad blood blister or a splinter under your toenail?
  45. Would you rather be a kid your entire life or a grownup?
  46. Would you rather be a detective or a pilot?
  47. Would you rather go skiing or go to a water park?
  48. Would you rather dance or sing?
  49. Would you rather be incredibly funny or super smart?
  50. Would you rather be a famous inventor or a famous writer?
  51. Would you rather it be warm and raining or cold and snowing today?
  52. Would you rather be able to create a new holiday or create a new sport?
  53. Would you rather start a colony on another planet or be the leader of a small country on Earth?
  54. Would you rather have ninja-like skills or amazing coding skills in any language?

Totally Random Would You Rather Questions

  1. Would you rather humans discover aliens or aliens introduce themselves to us?
  2. Would you rather be covered entirely in fur or entirely in scales?
  3. Would you rather have unlimited internet/WiFi or unlimited books for life?
  4. Would you rather be a merperson or a centaur?
  5. Would you rather be forced to use a spork (and only a spork) for every meal for all eternity, or never be able to use a microwave again?
  6. Would you rather get stuck in quicksand or a whirlpool in the ocean?
  7. Would you rather be able to enter the Harry Potter universe or the Marvel superhero universe?
  8. Would you rather have edible hair or tears that taste like sangria?
  9. Would you rather be a starving artist whose work after their life inspires generations or a super-rich gallery owner who’ll be forgotten the minute they die?
  10. Would you rather have a flying carpet or a pegasus?
  11. Would you rather only drink water for the rest of your life or your alcoholic drink of choice?
  12. Would you rather take only baths or only showers for the rest of your life?
  13. Would you rather listen to the same song for the rest of your life or no music at all?
  14. Would you rather quarantine with one person or a group of people?
  15. Would you rather eat your favorite food every day or only once a year?
  16. Would you rather have to announce to everyone around you whenever you have to fart or pee your pants daily?
  17. Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
  18. You’re in a crowded room, would you rather fart loudly and everyone laughs at you, or be the only one laughing obnoxiously when someone else farts?
  19. Would you rather all of your clothes be two sizes too large or one size too small?
  20. Would you rather have only one nipple or two belly buttons?
  21. Would you rather eat two tablespoons of dry cocoa powder or one cup of uncooked rice?
  22. Would you rather be able to turn anything into food or anything into water?
  23. Would you rather explore a gaseous planet or a rocky planet?
  24. Would you rather know what happened before the Big Bang or the ultimate fate of the Universe?
  25. Would you rather know what Dark Matter is or what’s inside a Black Hole?

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