Your 2020 Campaign Slogans Literally Made Us LOL

Since politics has gone from a toxic cesspool of awful to a flaming dumpster fire of hate, we have to laugh, or we’ll cry. Or, more accurately, we’ll curl up in the fetal position and sob for days on end, only taking a break to calm our nerves and soothe our hungry stomachs with frozen Reese’s peanut butter cups and gin. And let’s face it, that isn’t healthy for anyone. So, laughter it is.

When stress was peaking last week in the midst of the midterm elections, we posted a meme on our Facebook page asking folks to create their 2020 slogan.

And rest assured, y’all did not disappoint.

In fact, if your campaign slogans are any indication of what lies ahead for Election 2020, the world is ready for some fierce badassery.

First things first: find all the missing hair ties.

Then, we’ll get people to stop being so goddamn shitty.

And in case we need to restate the obvious…

Of course, we’re gonna do all that while still being cool AF.

And when all else fails, there are muffins.