Is there any greater mood booster than a goofy joke told by a silly kid? Maybe biting into a warm chocolate chip cookie? The truth is, eating is a reliable way to get yourself out of a slump. Feeding someone during hard times is the whole reason meal trains even exist. Feeding someone you care for is a bonafide love language. Really, it’s a thing. But, sharing a laugh can also boost your mood. Washed out of your beach vacation? Dolphin jokes can take a bit of the sting away. Just feeling general “blah?” Pop open a giant tub of Laffy Taffy and giggle yourself into a good mood. A good laugh, instigated by a bad joke, can fix practically anything.
Next time you’re delivering a batch of homemade sweetness, double up on the attempt to bring a smile. Slip in a notecard with a few of these cookie jokes and puns. You’re guaranteed to double the smiles.
- Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long.
- I tried to start an online bakery. But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.
- Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them.
- How does the queen like her cookies? Decorated with royal icing.
- What do you call a smart cookie? Academia nut.
- What do you say when two cookies are getting ready for their fight? “Let’s get ready to crumble!”
- All these websites are asking me to accept their cookies. But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!
- What are the most popular cookies in Asgard? Thoreos.
- What kind of keys does the Gingerbread Man carry? Cook-keys!
- What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets? Ooh, snickerdoodles.
- Why did the chocolate chip cookie drop all his chips? Because that’s the way the cookie fumbles!
- What does Cookie Monster’s parrot say when he wants a snack? “Polly wanna cookie!”
- Two cookies in an oven. One cookie turns to the other cookie and says, “It’s really hot in here.”
The other cookie screams, “Ahhh! A talking cookie!”
- What do you get when you cross a cookie and a hammer? Cookie crumbs.
- What do you get when you use a deer-shaped cookie cutter? Cookie doe!
- I ate too much cookie dough and got sick. It was an overdoughse.
- How do you make a baby computer cry? Delete his cookies!
- Why couldn’t the Cookie Monster make his bed? He couldn’t find a cookie sheet!
- Why do girls scouts sell cookies? They want to make a sweet first impression.
- Where do witches bake their cookies? In a coven.
- What do you call it when two cookies from the same sheet fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
- Why should you never make too many cookies at once? It’s too big of a whisk.
- Why did the thief rob the Keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
- Why was the cookie so angry with the baker? He had a chip on his shoulder.
- Why did the boy go to the doctor after eating a cookie? He was feeling crumby!
- Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
- How do you make a gingerbread man’s bed? With a cookie sheet.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he’s feeling crummy.
- What’s a hyena’s favorite cookie? Snickerdoodle.
- What kind of snacks do little monkeys have with their milk? Chocolate chimp cookies!
- What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.
- What kind of cookies do rich people like best? Fortune cookies!
- What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream? Cookie d’oh.
- What do you call a metric cookie? A gram cracker.
- What’s on every young cookie’s reading list? OREO and Juliet.
- What is Cookie Monster’s favorite band? OREO Speedwagon.
- How does a German cookie greet people? Gluten-tag.
- What is a monster’s favorite food? Ghoul Scout cookies.
- What type of cookies do redheads like best? Ginger snaps.
- Have you tried the new Wookiee cookie? It’s a bit chewy.
- Me: “Three scoops of Cookie Dough in a tub, please.”
Vendor: “You want to spoon?” Me: “OK, what time do you get off?”
- Why did the baker get homesick? He tossed his cookies.
- What do you call a passed out cookie? Limp biscuit.
- My fortune cookie read, “You will touch the hearts of many.” Jokes on them. I’m a heart surgeon.
Need a good note to scribble with your plate of cookies? What about a decent caption for your Instagram post of the yummy treats you made last night? These cookie puns are our favorites!
- I did it all for the cookie!
- Hey Cookie, you’re the sweetest.
- You’re a chip off the old block (of cookie dough).
- One smart cookie.
- Life is what you bake it.
- You’re the milk to my cookie.
- Keep calm and eat cookies.
- Let’s bake it happen!
- You and me are the perfect batch.
- In this cookie we call life, you’re the chocolate chips.
- Tough cookies stick together.
- Life is what you bake it.
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