Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see all these cute and funny pick up lines? Yes, we’ve got over 100 cute pick up lines here, just for you. But we don’t suggest using these on total strangers (seriously, you’ve been warned!). What we do recommend is using these super cute, super cheesey, and super funny lines to get a laugh out of your beau, or your BFF. Use them in real life or to send as flirty texts.
A common misconception about pickup lines is that they’re usually raunchy or inappropriate. Although we do have those, this page is filled with the sweet ones that you can even slide to your lovesick five-year-old. Nothing is cuter than making your crush laugh with a charming pickup line. The right phrase can seal the deal, which is why we’ve gathered the most adorable pickup lines we could find to help you with your love life. So enjoy and you’re welcome!
1. Are you the sun? Because your beauty is blinding me.
2. Are you a gardener? Because you make my heart bloom.
3. Are you a library book? Because I couldn’t help but check you out.
4. You must be a ninja — because one look at you and I have stars in my eyes.
5. Is your mother a painter? Because you’re a true work of art.
6. Are you a stenographer? Because you’re just my type.
7. Did it hurt… when you fell from heaven?
8. Are you a banana? Because you’re so a-pee-ling.
9. Are you an essential oil diffuser? Because your beauty is mist-ifying
10. Are you a surgeon? Because you have my heart.
11. Are you a work of fiction? Because you’re just too good to be true.
12. Are you a Happy Meal? Because I’m lovin’ it.
13. Are you a Wifi router? Because I’m sensing a connection.
14. Are you a serial killer? Because you have my heart.
15. Are we at an orchard? Cos’ you’re the apple of my eye.
16. Are you Hermione Granger? Because you’ve got me spellbound.
17. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
18. Are you a photographer? Because I can picture us together.
19. Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
20. Are you an “expeliarmus” spell? Because your beauty is disarming.
21. Was your father a shoemaker? Because you’re boot-iful.
22. Are you a volcano? Because I think I lava you.
23. Are you a camera? Because I think we click.
24. Are we at karaoke night? Because you make my heart sing.
25. Is it the fourth of July? Because I’m feeling major sparks.
26. Was your father a shoemaker? Because I think we’re a fit.
27. Are you a florist? Because I’d like to put our tulips together.
28. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
29. Was that a tornado or did you just sweet me of my feet?
30. Are you a lamp? Because you light up the room.
31. Just so you know, this shirt is made of 100% boyfriend/girlfriend material.
32. Are you a photographer? Because I can picture us together.
33. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
34. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re really fine!
35. Aren’t you tired from running through my mind all day?
36. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
37. Do you mind if I follow you around? Because I always follow my dreams.
38. Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
39. Are you a taxi driver? Because you’re drivin’ me crazy.
40. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
41. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
42. There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
48. Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an angel.
49. Can I get you a coffee? Because I like you a latte.
104. I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.105. Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!