34 Flirty Texts To Send Your Crush: How To Flirt Over The Phone

34 Saucy And Flirty Texts To Send To Your Crush (Even If They’re Your Spouse)

May 11, 2020 Updated May 18, 2020

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Are you desperately trying to get the attention of a certain someone you like? Whether you’re in a serious relationship, keeping it casual, or are actively trying to get your flirty best friend to do more than flirt, a simple text can make all the difference. Flirting via text is a lot different than sexting, though. Just like flirting in real life uses pick up lines, it requires a bit of subtlety and cheekiness. It’s not meant to be serious… just fun. But, you can still get your point (or desires) across and your mission accomplished with a lines. These short and sweet flirty texts go from innocent to scandalous. Use your best judgement to gauge which is the right one to send to the babe you’re trying to bed.

1. I have nothing interesting to say, but I really wanted to talk to you.
2. Have you thought about me at all today? Type “Y” for yes.
3. What would you say if I asked you over? (Not that I am… yet.)
4. Lunch was fun! I love sitting across from you.
5. I gotta be honest: That hair twirl/lip bite/concentration scowl is one of my favorite things you do.
6. What emoji makes you think of me?
7. Wanna trade secrets?
8. I’m in bed and soooo cold. I need a cuddle buddy.
9. Can I sleep in your sweatshirt tonight?
10. I never get bored of thinking about you/talking to you.
11. You’re world champion at making me grin like an idiot.
12. Tell me your biggest regret. Mine is not climbing over the table to kiss you last night.
13. You’re looking particularly hot right now. Don’t worry, I’m not stalking you… just assuming you look as good as always.

  1. I’m out shopping and am in the dressing room. Wanna help me pick out what to buy?
  2. Wanna pick out my outfit for date night/work/whatever? You can start with my underwear.
  3. Netflix and Chill?
  4. My bed smells like you, but I’m worried the smell is fading fast. How soon can you make it back?
  5. I had a dream about you last night. I’d tell you about it, but it’s super inappropriate.
  6. What’s your favorite part of my body?
  7. I’m at work. Guess what I’m not wearing!
  8. Have I told you how much I enjoy your lips?
  9. I’m bored. Tell me about a sex dream you’ve had.
  10. I bet you I can make it hard for you to get up from your desk without embarrassing yourself.
  11. I’m having some particularly R-rated thoughts right now and you’re the star of all of them.
  12. Can’t wait until you’re by my side, again… or on top. Whatevs.
  13. Bet you can’t make me blush. (Or: You know, you’re really good at making me blush.)
  14. Come take me on a date.
  15. I had a dream we were sexting. Imagine my disappointment when I woke up and realized we weren’t… yet.
  16. I’m starving and I don’t want to go out to eat with anyone else. I’ll even pick the restaurant. Just say you’ll come.
  17. If you’re trying to decide if you should hit on me or not, you definitely should.
  18. How much longer until you realize I like you and you tell me you like me, too?
  19. I hate everyone. Except you.
  20. Last night was perfect. Thanks.
  21. If I dress “slutty” for our date night, will you hate it or love it?