There’s Now A Dildo For Balls, In Case You Need A New Activity

So I’m just going to say it. I like balls. I mean, I don’t like to be slapped in the face with them or anything, but I do enjoy giving a meatball massage every now and again. I wasn’t always into this, but after some exploration, I’ve learned that for some (okay, most) men, having their balls caressed like you are gently kneading bread dough can make them feel cared for and soothed.

I also know it can turn up a blow job a notch or two so I’m all in — if my partner is turned on by something I do, then that turns me on. (I aim to please if I am getting my pussy pleased as well.)

However, by being “all in,” I never meant I’d like to have actual testicles “all in” my cave of wonders (because how?). But now, there’s a way to do that, and I don’t hate the idea.

Have I lost you yet?

Let me explain.

There’s now a new dildo out there that can make it possible for you to hump a nice set of sacks. Trying to picture this is difficult, I know.

Let’s face it, nuts aren’t exactly something you feel like you can grab onto and get them inside of you. Sometimes they can be very lava-lamp like and also, we all know limp things can’t be ridden in the way we’d like to ride them.

Get ready to saddle up because there is a way, folks. It’s called the Balldo and it’s the first ever dildo for testicles.

So, if you feel like a penis isn’t enough and you’ve been looking for a new way to thread your needle, you are going to want to give this a spin.

We are in the middle of a pandemic, so what better time to try and screw a set of plums?

Here’s how it works: First, the penis owner is going to need to get out the razor and make those family jewels shine by shaving them clean.

Next, break out your favorite lube before sliding the Balldo over the precious pillows.

Yes, we know balls are sensitive, so Balldo took that into consideration by making it super soft and comfortable.

The testimonials on this puppy have more than piqued my interest. Women love it because it extends sexy time. One woman admitted it made her feel like she was with someone else.

Oh, how naughty.

And men are loving it because while using it, they are able to achieve something called a ballgasm. Hey, I’d never heard of it either but it sounds like a challenge and I’d love to help my lover explore a new adventure.

One user said, “The balldo is a game changer for penetrative sex, it’s like waving a magic wand and suddenly giving guys a second penis that never goes soft and also gives a completely different type of orgasm.”

The idea came from duo, Ellie Plasencia and Jerry Davies who have come up with a slew of other cutting-edge products.

Co-creator of the product, Davies, told InsideHook, “The Balldo combines three sensations that trigger a so-called ballgasm. The device stimulates the nerve-endings in the scrotal skin, especially when inside an orifice, where things are all warm, wet and cozy. Blend that with a foreign testicular thrusting sensation and your penis being up for grabs (literally) while all the action is taking place and, boom – you’ve got yourself a knee-buckling ballgasm.”

No one asked for my opinion on this product, but I think it’s progressive and many couples can benefit from something like this whether it’s for pleasure or because they are looking for a different form of sex.

Are you tempted to try it?

I know I am. I can’t deny two penises sound better than one, especially if I only have to please one man. I’m pretty good at multitasking, but even I have my limits.