Disney Now Sells Boozy Push-Pops Because They Know What Parents Need

by Thea Glassman
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Disney World is about to get so, so much more fun

There’s a lot of reasons to love Disney World. You get to take pictures with cartoon characters and not feel weird about it. You can ride a choo-choo train named after the Seven Dwarfs. And, perhaps most importantly, you can now eat fruity push-pops packed with a ton of booze.

Disney Springs is officially selling Buzz Pop Cocktails, which are pretty much the adult version of the push-pops you loved as a kid. They ring in at $14, come in a variety of delectable flavors, and have 15% ABV. That more ABV than a 5-ounce glass of wine, Delish noted. So, yes, you will probably be somewhat tipsy when you ride Splash Mountain but that’ll just add to the whole magical, whimsical experience.

Important side note: the pops themselves are also very, very cute.

Flavor options include: Moscow Mule, Pink Paradise, Lemon Drop, and Mango Passion. Each push-pop has fewer than 100 calories, is vegan, and kosher. Should you eat a pop alongside a massive serving of Disney World’s classic corn dog nuggets? Probably yes. I mean, they always say you should never drink on an empty stomach.

*Sigh.* Nothing sounds better than eating one of these frosty bad boys in the most magical place ever. All the Disney princesses would approve.

If push pops aren’t your thing, there are plenty of other ways to get tipsy at Disney World. Like, the Hippopotomai-Tai, which is made out of rum, orange curacao, and agave nectar.

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Or, the Shrunken Head Zombie, made with rum, cinnamon, and a whole lot of pure evil.

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Or, if you’re not feeling a push-pop, this wine slushie oughta do the trick:

Whichever you choose, I hope that your next trip to Disney World is the booziest yet. To infinity and beyond, indeed.